Alexander Wang - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
That's actually sort of funny. This seems like the sort of thing Miley Cyrus will start wearing on grocery runs.
Christian Siriano - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
As usual, Christian Siriano's show was full of elaborately pretty things, and elaborately dramatic things.
Christian Siriano - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
I am dying to see someone rock this cape, though. If only Diane Kruger were a Christian Siriano superfan. MAYBE SHE IS.
Christian Siriano - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Very ladylike and restrained.
Christian Siriano - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
I really hate that lipstick with this dress color.
Christian Siriano - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
I love a zig-zag, but maybe not with the ruffle at the bottom? Maybe nipped in at the waist and with a fuller skirt.
Herve Leger By Max Azria - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
I don't necessarily love bandage dresses, but the shows are at least an interesting way to see how Max Azria can keep doing stuff beyond just the basic one.
Herve Leger By Max Azria - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
That corset looks uncomfortable.
Herve Leger By Max Azria - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
THAT is cool, though.
Mara Hoffman - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
I can't decide if I like this or not, but I THINK my answer is: I would, if it were a beach maxi dress.
Mara Hoffman - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
I wish I were this suave.
Mara Hoffman - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
So art deco. I'm into it.
Mara Hoffman - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
This is ALSO good. Maybe I'm a Mara Hoffman Superfan now.
Prabal Gurung - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
The extreme lips at this show make me laugh, in a good way. This entire collection is basically Things Zoe Saldana Would Probably Wear As-Is. This is at least one of the easier ones to pull off.
Prabal Gurung - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Okay, Zoe Saldana will not wear this. NOBODY will wear this. I HOPE. This looks like a really lame fashion gang from the era of The Warriors.
Prabal Gurung - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
She might not wear this as-is, either, but I could EASILY see her taking that jacket and putting it with slim pants.
Prabal Gurung - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Strangulation is so hot right now. If you eliminate that piece, though, the gown is a lot more wearable, but only by someone willowy with no hips.
Prabal Gurung - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
That purple color is fetching.
Prabal Gurung - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Someone's going to do it. Right? It's JUST complicated enough to be irresistible to a person who should know better.
Prabal Gurung - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
This is such an alluring setup, though -- just a really striking visual.
Jill Stuart - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
This is totally for the teen set, like Bella Thorne.
Jill Stuart - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
I hate those wedges with this babydoll dress, and actually the hair color isn't helping -- the whole thing feels like refried Courtney Love from the Hole years.
Jill Stuart - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
You'd think maybe the dot pattern would distract from the nipples but somehow instead it enhances them.
Jill Stuart - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Paging Lily Collins.
Billy Reid - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Matt Bomer was at this show, and I can't wait for him to wear this. It's SO Neal Caffrey.
Mark And Estel - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
This is ALSO so Neal Caffrey.
Mark And Estel - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
That's basically a turned-around spinal stabilizer, right?
Mark And Estel - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
TEE and HEE.
Mark And Estel - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
I've always wanted a beaded pelvis.