Solange and Anna Kendrick at Milly

I love Anna Kendrick's booties. They look like she's wearing spats. I ALSO thought Solange -- with the exception of that lipstick -- looked kind of amazing. Oh, Solange. I apologize for doubting you, although to be fair, you gave us a whole Fug Madness campaign's worth of reasons.

Katie Holmes at Donna Karan

This looked better in person -- in photographs she looks sort of shapeless, but when she was standing in front of me (well, I saw her through a wall of camerapeople, but still), it was okay. Except for the sheer skirt. IN WINTER.

Rita Ora at Donna Karan

This ALSO looked good in person. She has a killer bod, and like Rihanna, I think Rita does better when she goes for simple but sexy rather than some crazy-ass outfit that makes her look like a cartoon.

Hugh Jackman and Deborra-Lee Furness at Donna Karan

Horrible to look at, isn't he? So sad.

Christine Teigen at Donna Karan

It was even MORE frigid at the time of THIS show. WHY IS THIS OUTFIT HAPPENING TO HER. She's holding a perfectly good coat! USE THE COAT.

Taylor Schilling

Those are some good shoes. She looks pretty.

Bella Thorne at DVF

A wrap-romper? With matchy shoes? I'll pass, and she should've, too. She looks like a fancy mechanic.

AnnaSophia Robb in DVF

She seems to have her act together in a way that impresses me.

Coco Rocha

GIRL. YOUR LEGS. IT WAS FRIGID.

Mary J. Blige at Dennis Basso

IT WAS THIS KIND OF WEATHER, Y'ALL. (This is Quite A Look. You can't see the blingy necklace she had on with it, but it was blinding.)

Dita Von Teese at Carolina Herrera

I mean, if Dita is in someting this bundled up and Coco is in shorts, something is wack. Also, I want that coat. A lot.

Tina Fey and Dita Von Teese at Carolina Herrera

Dita looks like half-woman, half-hibernating creature (which sounds like a nice idea, actually; I'd LOVE to hibernate for a bit). Tina, whom we didn't even SEE, is wearing Dustin Hoffman's "Tootsie" glasses. Seriously, I think she was trying to be unrecognizable. It worked.

Emmy Rossum at Carolina Herrera

I wish I liked this better. Her HEAD looks tremendous, but the pants look like curtains at a spa.

Zendaya at Alice + Olivia

Sure, she dresses like she's at least a decade older than she is, but at least she looks like she's not going to freeze.

Holland Roden at Alice + Olivia

This is not kitschy in a good way. It's killing her.

Paris and Nicky Hilton at Alice + Olivia

This is what it looks like when you step into a lampshade and pull it up to your underwire.

New York Fugshion Week: Day Five Celebs

Today was the day I marched around with a curling iron burn mark on my FACE, because I am that cool. -- We were standing so close to Solange at Milly that our hair may have started a conversation, but we chickened out of doing it ourselves. -- Debra Messing seemed to be having a great time at Dennis Basso, but she might want to be careful about shouting out her phone number. One never knows who's listening. -- The Carolina Herrera show began with us entering through a Hall of Men. No, really. We assume Dita Von Teese didn't enter that way because that's what she does every other day of her life. -- We feared for our lives at Alice + Olivia. -- Hugh Jackman is pretty damn delicious in person. Thank you, Donna Karan. Plus: bonus Katie Holmes sighting.