David & Harper Beckham

Let's start with the good stuff. David Beckham brought all four of the kids to Victoria's runway show today. (We were sadly not in attendance, although honestly that's for the best. We would have been awkward and squeal-y about it.) Look at her adorable little top knot.

Victoria and Romeo Beckham

Posh looks as cool and collected as ever; Romeo is going to be a real heartbreaker. I mean, he always HAS been in a Burberry ad.

Katie Cassidy

What's the opposite of a palate cleanser? That's what this is, because MY GOD NO WHAT WHY. She is quite charming and personable and she deserves better than WHATEVER JUST HAPPENED HERE. This is brutal. Someone should have thrown themselves in front of this, as if in front of a bullet. Or a train.

Katie Cassidy

Katie's Sunday was all about the bra. At least we know her girls are well supported.

Stephen Baldwin at Leanne Marshall

Right, because who else do you expect to see at Fashion Week but noted fashionisto Stephen Baldwin? Heather and I decided to start a rumor that he and Leanne Marshall (who you may remember from winning Project Runway) are dating and that's why he's at her show. (He was actually there because his daughter was modeling in the show but facts are soooo boring.)

Adrienne Bailon

Because it's not a Fashion Week slideshow without someone in a jumpsuit, after all.

Caitlin Fitzgerald

This is like Adrienne's jumpsuit if you blew it up six sizes. I actually kind of think she's working this, though. Stop the presses, I just gave a jumpsuit an incredibly half-assed compliment.

Natasha Lyonne

Natasha Lyonne, sporting the INSANELY cute Payless shoes at Christian Siriano. If only we could BUY them at Payless.

Victoria Justice and Zoey Deutch

Victoria Justice is remarkably beautiful in person, and even in this very sport-y thing. Zoey has never looked, facially, more like her mother.

Rita Ora

This dress is pretty cute on her. I'm a total wackjob for plaid, though.

Zendaya

I preferred this on Blanche Devereaux, truly. It just screams Palm Beach Vixen Looking For Love, Settles For Cheesecake.

Nora Zehetner

This, at Thakoon, is totally, totally adorable.

Taylor Schilling

"This doesn't look like I'm wearing the venue's second-choice throw rug, right? RIGHT?!"

New York Fugshion Week: Day Four

And we're officially at the halfway point of yet another Fashion Week. Who did we see? What did we do? We have those answers for you; Sunday was a pretty low-key day, so enjoy it. Today is going to be intense. Rita Ora is a "bad b*tch" -- per her -- at, and in, DKNY. She IS asked about her role in 50 Shades of Grey. I talked to Katie Cassidy about her blog, and figure-skating, at Lela Rose. In case you missed the rest of our coverage over the weekend because you were busy watching figure-skating, check it: Zosia Mamet refuses to speak to New York Magazine as a matter of principle!!! (And no, none of us know why.) A photographer was kind of perv-y to Bella Thorne at Lacoste, but she’s got it handled. (Don't be pervs, photogs) We totally fell in love with Jamie Chung at Herve Leger, where some crackpot made a variety of starlets hold her underwear. Not like that. Well, kind of. (Don't make people hold underwear.) And Nastasha Lyonne was awesome at Christian Siriano. If we may quote: “‘Well, I don’t want to be in a shitty outfit,’ she said. ‘I want to be in a good outfit. That’s why fashion is important.’” (We love that.) Dina Lohan and Ali Lohan and some other people who aren’t Lohans, at Nicole Miller. (Heather touched a Lohan, but she hasn't gotten a rash yet.) The Heart Truth Red Dress collection was short one Jackie Taylor. (Actually, all these shows are short one Jackie Taylor.) And, finally, Kellen Lutz, you guys. He’s….he’s really special. (This is maybe my favorite thing that's happened so far. Zoolander is envoked.) Alyssa Milano seemed cranky at Tadashi Shoji, but maybe she and Carrie Preston (adorable) are just in a feud. (Probably over which of them is, in fact, the boss.) We talked to Orange Is the New Black‘s Samira Wiley (she pays Poussey) at BCBG, and she is a lovely delight and was ALSO WEARING ORANGE. It’s true. It IS the new black. (She's pretty.) There were SO MANY DUDES at Richard Chai. One of them was Spock, one of them was on One Tree Hill. (No hearts were eaten in the making of this post.)