The Jonai

The Internet claims Nick Jonas is taller than Joe. My eyeballs claim otherwise.

Quinto, the Jonai, and Colton Haynes

It's almost as if Zachary Quinto doesn't realize anyone else is in this photograph. I love it. And Mr. Haynes, you are darling, but we need to talk about socks. And Kevin Jonas -- aka Jonas On The Left -- is giving some serious Serial Killer face.

Alyssa Milano

I wish I liked this better -- it's doing strange things to her boobs -- but facially Alyssa Milano looks pretty damn great, AND I want her shoes. So. Two out of three.

Amber Riley

This also looked better in person -- very nice on her. She actually looks really healthy and great.

Jessica White

Well, the shoes can sit down and talk to me a bit longer, but COME ON with that outfit.

Bella Thorne

The skirt is about all I can do here.

Christina Ricci

Cool jacket, but it reminds me of how when I was a kid, it drove my mother CRAZY when I pulled my sleeves down over my hands like that.

Giuliana Rancic

She looked pretty good, I thought -- and I love the bob on her.

Nina Garcia

Nina is wearing the Google glasses -- or Google Glass, or whatever; I am hoping that, like with Google Plus, I don't have to pay attention and it will just go away. Anyway, they look distracting and weird, at least in photos. When we see her at Project Runway tomorrow -- if she's wearing them -- I will let you know what that's like.

Heidi Klum

She makes me want leather pants.

Jamie Chung

What you can't see in this photo is that this was actually pinching her skin -- which is a big deal when you consider that she does not have any spare skin to pinch on those abs, so it was like a negative magic trick.

Estelle

I desperately wish i had been able to see, at the time, that this was a Visible Bra scenario. Oh, Estelle.

Isabella Rosselini

I kind of love that Isabella Rosselini could as believably wear this outside to grab the paper, pre-coffee.

Nick Cannon

Oh, Nick, you charming pointing rogue.

Nick Jonas

I still CANNOT GET OVER how RIDICULOUS this suit looks on him. It's terrible. It's SO TERRIBLE. NICK. IT DOESN'T FIT. AAARGH. It's male stumpification. Call Nick Cannon immediately for lessons.

New York Fugshion Week: Day One in Celebrities

Well, we both caught a norovirus on the way to New York, so it was a deeply unglamorous start to the week. But at least there were was some non-naked Klum at BCBG, Alyssa Milano being the boss at Tadashi Shoji, and some Jonai at Richard Chai. It was SO hilarious to watch these three posing together with their matching come-hither squints. Nothing is more assured to make me go thither instead. [Photos: Getty]