Fabiola Beracasa
Those pants seriously make it look like Fabiola's groin is growing its own ass. And I am pretty sure that's not happening in real life, so my question is: Why would anyone buy ass-pelvis pants?
Fabiola Beracasa
Just LOOK at the supreme judgement on the faces of those girls. They're thinking, "Nice tube socks. Is this what crossing guards look like on the Upper East Side?"
Fabiola Beracasa
The poster behind our darling Fab does not say, "RETINA." But I wish it did. Although this is actually the most normal of her outfits, to the point where my retinas are actually like, "Hey, groovy, I would totally take this out for a drink and then ask for its digits."
Fabiola Beracasa
To be fair, in this shot I believe Fab is modeling the hair extensions that Jeremy Scott used in his show. But there's something so funny to me about this photo. It's like the poster if Avril Lavigne got a talk show.
Fabiola Beracasa
And THAT dude in the background seems to be trying to look anywhere but at whatever he can see of Fabiola's buttockial region. Oh, honey. But listen: Between a sheer skirt and crotch-butt pants, I would pick this outfit every single freaking time.