Carolina Herrera - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
That is so dramatic, in a way I really enjoy. I think it might suit, say, Olivia Munn.
Carolina Herrera - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
There's a slightly younger vibe to Carolina this time around, I feel.
Carolina Herrera - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
I wish Zellweger would get creative like this with her Herreras.
Carolina Herrera - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
This looks like a wrapping job gone slightly out of control.
Carolina Herrera - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
Yes, please.
Carolina Herrera - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
I could see, say, a Patricia Clarkson putting that on with a matching lipstick, and being divine.
Carolina Herrera - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
This looks so cool but it's also insane.
Carolina Herrera - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
COAT ALERT.
Peter Som - Runway - MADE Fashion Week Fall 2014
COAT ALERT.
Jason Wu - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
This is the season where most of the stuff that worked was CRAZY simple.
Jason Wu - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
Someone will wear this because it's cleavage central. I could see a Rose Byrne maybe getting into it -- although she isn't someone I think of as particularly cleav-focused, but she is built for this cut.
Jason Wu - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
To me, this is the most Michelle Obama of all of Jason Wu's stuff.
Jason Wu - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
I could see Jaime King scoring this.
Alexander Wang - Presentation - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
Whatever you do, DON'T KICK LUCY'S FOOTBALL. IT WON'T END WELL.
Alexander Wang - Presentation - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
That coat is like a briefcase on your torso.
Jeremy Scott - Runway - MADE Fashion Week Fall 2014
I guess if you are Team Elmo, now you can actually take the field.
Jeremy Scott - Runway - MADE Fashion Week Fall 2014
And presumably this person is SUPPOSED to be a giant sweat sock.
Jeremy Scott - Runway - MADE Fashion Week Fall 2014
Giant sweat sock: Now with jock protector.
Jeremy Scott - Runway - MADE Fashion Week Fall 2014
I know you're supposed to be all whimsical and shit, Jeremy, but please don't ruin baseball.
Jeremy Scott - Runway - MADE Fashion Week Fall 2014
Gross.
Jeremy Scott - Runway - MADE Fashion Week Fall 2014
It's not going to work. I am NOT going to get hypnotized into submission. Jeremy Scott is a male Betsey Johnson to me, in terms of how the runway shows are totally disposable.
Zang Toi - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
I want this for when I become a sexy detective.
Zang Toi - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
I want this for when I become awesome.
Zang Toi - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
And this for when I become Queen.
Zang Toi - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
A model walks the runway at the Zang Toi fashion show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014 at The Salon at Lincoln Center on February 12, 2014 in New York City.
Zang Toi - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
And this for the next time it drizzles and I just want a groovy-ass poncho.
Zang Toi - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
And this for when I'm at a cocktail party and I want to poison someone.
Zang Toi - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
And this for when I need to Make An Exit.
Ralph Lauren - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
I imagine Ralph saying to himself, "If I don't get Lupita into that cape dress then NO ONE WILL UNDERSTAND ME IN FEBRUARY."
Ralph Lauren - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
Ralph is kind of inching toward the Calvin Klein territory of Super Simple And Monochrome.
Ralph Lauren - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
See? That really evokes Calvin Klein to me. Not that CK has the monopoly on tank dresses, but you feel me.
Ralph Lauren - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
That is unkind to boobs.
Ralph Lauren - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
This seems designed to give a woman hips, which most women already have. Maybe if you're straight up and down, like a Gwyneth Paltrow, you can wear that? It's not awful, it's just... potentially unrealistic.
Ralph Lauren - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
That's very pretty, though. Floaty.
Ralph Lauren - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
I kind of want Kerry Washington in this. SO simple, so potentially striking with proper accessories.
Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014 - Official Coverage - Ralph Lauren
Well, I want no part of that pelvic business.
Calvin Klein Collection - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
And then here's Calvin Klein with a bunch of colors. WHO KNEW.
Calvin Klein Collection - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
This coat feels like it's going to coast a thousand dollars too many for the demographic of person who will wear it.
Calvin Klein Collection - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
The shoes are a pleasant throwback, but my body is crying out against all that horizontal hoo-ha.
Calvin Klein Collection - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
I DO really want a dress that tries to smother me, though. That sounds like bangin' evening.