NYFW - Milly By Michelle Smith
I am EXTREMELY concerned that this is still happening. Widow's veils are not meant to be worn ALONE.
NYFW - Milly By Michelle Smith
God, her boobs look like a Storm Trooper's eyes. MAKE IT STOP.
NYFW - Milly By Michelle Smith
YELP.
NYFW - Milly By Michelle Smith
All right, that skirt is calming me down nicely. And I probably need a fur shirt, given that Los Angeles has such a mercurial and frigid climate.
NYFW - Milly By Michelle Smith
I wish I were cool enough to pull off those pants.
NYFW - Milly By Michelle Smith
Remember that show "Ed," about the dude who practices law from a bowling alley? Is she practicing law from Bed, Bath, and Beyond?
NYFW - Milly By Michelle Smith
Jess really liked this skirt, which probably does not surprise anyone.
Mercedes-Benz New York Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2014 - Ralph Rucci
This is so dramatic-looking. I approve.
Mercedes-Benz New York Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2014 - Ralph Rucci
That's good, too. I also like that the way they had the models walking makes it look like some random lady just got up and crossed the runway in the middle of the show.
Mercedes-Benz New York Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2014 - Ralph Rucci
I don't entirely understand how it all works, but I'm not mad at it.
NYFW Fall/Winter '14 - Tracy Reese - Runway
This show was a bit of a hot mess, but I endorse everything in this photo.
NYFW Fall/Winter '14 - Tracy Reese - Runway
And it made me decide that I need my own cape.
NYFW Fall/Winter '14 - Tracy Reese - Runway
She looks bummed out and vexed. I feel you, girl.
NYFW Fall/Winter '14 - Tracy Reese - Runway
NIce pattern. I can't get behind the shortie socks with all the shoes, though.
NYFW Fall/Winter '14 - Tracy Reese - Runway
Ditto.
NYFW Fall/Winter '14 - Tracy Reese - Runway
Yes please!
NYFW - Dennis Basso
I'm not sure that 98 percent of boobs will work in this thing, but it's certainly not awful.
NYFW - Dennis Basso
Thumbs up. Two, even.
NYFW - Dennis Basso
Debra Messing was at this show, and I could see her being curious about this, although I could also see her being wrong about that.
NYFW - Dennis Basso
No one will wear this, and that will be sad, because it's so ballsy.
NYFW - Dennis Basso
This one, or the one before, could be Lucy Liu affairs, no?
NYFW - Dennis Basso
That cropped red coat is great.
NYFW - Dennis Basso
I like that coat, also. There is a LOT of fur trim in all the shows this season, y'all. Bring our your faux.
NYFW - Dennis Basso
Oh, man, Debra Messing's instincts are JUST self-sabotaging enough that she might do this shapeless wonder instead. Structure is your friend, Deb.
NYFW - Dennis Basso
101 Hothmatians.
NYFW - Dennis Basso
The color of that gown is lovely, and so is the workmanship on the front.
NYFW - Dennis Basso
This looks like someone priming a wall. But in a nifty way.
Donna Karan New York 30th Anniversary - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
GORGEOUS deep color. Predictable sheers.
Donna Karan New York 30th Anniversary - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
"Whither the pool boy? Mama needs help putting sunscreen on her back."
Donna Karan New York 30th Anniversary - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
AND THEN. WHAT IS HAPPENING. Nobody who has ever worn Donna Karan is going to put that on, right? Goldie Hawn: no. Hugh Jackman's wife: no. Katie Holmes: no. Nina Dobrev: no. Because they all wear their underpants PRIVATELY.
Donna Karan New York 30th Anniversary - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
So many mesh-y bits. It's never going to end.
Donna Karan New York 30th Anniversary - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
That coat does look INSANELY cozy, though.