Marc Jacobs - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
This whole thing looks like Marc Jacobs spent like six really meaningful weeks in an ashram.
Marc Jacobs - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
"Maybe I can get a gig costuming the more peaceful, suburban scenes for the new Star Wars."
Marc Jacobs - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
This is perfect for when you go to a party at the house of your friend who is obsessed with blonde wood, and you don't want anyone to notice you. You can just get a white wine and stand against the wall silently and blend in.
Marc Jacobs - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
You know when you go to the County Fair and you fill glass bottles with different layers of colored sand and call it art, and it's awesome because you're 11? That's what's happening here.
Marc Jacobs - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
The Cut's piece on the show's hair and makeup indicates that they wanted the show to be "eerie and unsettling and unemotional," which is totally how I want to look when I leave the house every morning.
Marc Jacobs - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
This is all so...understated. Marc, I prefer you derelicte and cracked out.
Marc Jacobs - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
This is both futuristic and retro.
Marc Jacobs - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
I guess that sweater is cozy? I NEVER see a lot of people buying Marc Jacobs proper, actually, and the truth is that I think some of this is probably MORE sell-able than his other stuff. (The truth is that I think he makes most of his real money on shoes and bags and licensing. I do LOVE an MJ bag...and this show didn't have many, which is just cruel.)
Marc Jacobs - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
That sweater might be cozy, also.
Marc Jacobs - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
SOMEONE will style these pants in a way that is cute.
Marc Jacobs - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
It's not winter without nipples.
Marc Jacobs - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
It probably says something that my reaction to this was, "THAT'S more like what I expected."
Marc Jacobs - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
I CAN see wearing this apres ski somewhere fabulous, except for the part where I can't really ski so it's ALL apres ski for moi.
Marc Jacobs - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
The thing about Marc Jacobs that I at least appreciate, even if I don't always like his specific designs personally, is that he is always thoughtful and has great attention to detail. He never phones it in.
Marc Jacobs - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
I can't wait to see Kiki Dunst slouch into some party wearing this.
Marc Jacobs - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
I do think SOMEONE will be talked into sporting one of these beaded dresses. The truth is that Marc Jacobs is not a huge red carpet line.
Marc Jacobs - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
This is the first of his shows in recent memory where I do feel like you might be able to curl up in some of the items like a normal person.
Marc Jacobs - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
I appreciate the delicacy of the colors.
Marc Jacobs - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
Don't forget to recycle.
Marc Jacobs - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
I don't even know.
Marc Jacobs - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
Who's going to buy this? This is kind of old, right? Like, the Golden Girls would really LOVE IT.
Marc Jacobs - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
It really ISN'T Fashion Week without nipples.
Marc Jacobs - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
The headband is very "I just washed my face and now I'm going to bed, okay?" Nothing like good facial hygiene.