I fear these are shorts. And by "fear," I KNOW.
But we need to talk about these shoes, and how much I want them.
Everyone likes a cute little spring trench.
I DO think all these whimsical little outfits are Photocall Ready.
This is one of those famous Looks Better In Person floaty cocktail dresses.
I am not going to lie. I am SO EXCITED about the amount of lamé we've seen on the runway this season. YOU KNOW I CANNOT RESIST IT. We saw some at Zimmerman, too! Please let Kate sport the lamé this year.
I regret to inform you that these are pants. This outfit was probably the biggest thud for me. I like the top but I CANNOT with CULOTTES. NO.
I feel like this is Monique Lhuillier for the Woman of a Certain Age. (A good-looking woman of a certain age!)
I can see this on Emma Stone.
I can see this on Jaime King. (Who could, I think, very possibly pull it off.)
The top here is wacky -- very garbage bag chic -- but that skirt is delish.
This skirt reminds me of a red plastic trench I have, which is fabulous and which makes me SO CLAMMY that I can't wear it very often because of The Sweat.
Kiernan Shipka?
Elle Fanning?
I love this, and it's fab in person. Please, let someone awesome nab it.
I could Kruger this up.
SWINTON.
Maybe let's just leave this one at home.
Dame Judi Dench, please step up to the wardrobe!
I also thought this was lovely in person, but the skirt photographs a bit like a bath towel.
I cannot with the shirt -- no surprise there -- but that skirt fills me with glee.
This perhaps has veered into the bridesmaidal.
Let's just take a jaunt to the land where color goes to die.
SOMEONE is going to be seduced into wearing this, because it too was lovely in person, and yet it photographs a bit, as Tyra would say, wah waaaaaah.
Ditto.
But this is delicate and appealing.
I reject this entirely.
This had a big bow at the back and might rather work for a bride, actually.
BACK IN BUSINESS. This is charming. How about on Lupita?
Also lovely. Shay Mitchell?
Taylor Swift? (I love this thing. It's so fun. And a bit Jiffy Pop inspired.)
I vote we give this to Jessica Chastain.
This needs someone who will not be washed out by the color. Let's throw caution to the wind and give it to J Lo for her 4th wedding.
I also see this for Emma Stone. It feels very Valentino, which has been her jam of late.
This is EXTREMELY pretty and someone will totally wear it. Probably Julianne Hough.
This feels super reminiscent to me of this Honor dress we've already seen on Diane Kruger.
This I ALSO call for Julianne Hough.
Halle Berry -- but mostly because it reminds me of that Elie Saab dress she wore when she won her Oscar. Actually, the previous one feels very Elie Saab as well.
This was, for me, the smash winner of the night. It's GORGEOUS.
I actually also really like this. (The particles you're seeing in this picture are pieces of iridescent confetti that fell from the sky at the end of this show, which was totally charming.)
GOWNS.