This is simply spectacular. It is so beautiful. Please, Hollywood, one of you wear this. If I were styling Anne Hathaway for the Oscars, I would plonk her in this and be like, "GAME ON, ZOE."
This is so simple and great. With some emeralds? Take it away, Margot Robbie.
This really brings the glamour. I want Emma Stone to waltz into one of her Spider-Man premieres in this. It would look amazing with her hair.
What did I tell you about sleeves this fall? SLEEVES I TELL YOU.
And you know I love a pattern.
THIS is a whooooole lot of look and I am dying for someone totally unanticipated to show up wearing it. Please wear this to the Emmys, Lena Dunham. Do it for me.
This one, on the other hand, I think COULD be pulled off by the right woman. Like Solange. Or SWINTON. OMG YES. SWINTON.
This is very much like Taylor Swift's Grammys dress, which is interesting because you know they were being developed nearly simultaneously. It's like global group think.
Why don't we put Elizabeth Banks in this for a Hunger Games premiere?
Is it weird that I want to stick Meryl Streep in this? Consider it, Meryl! You love a pattern, and you like a sleeve, and you can take out the boobs! DO IT.
I want to put this on and shimmy my butt off. It moves AMAZINGLY. Can you imagine seeing Rihanna in this? I want to.
This dress is SO GORGEOUS.
SHINY.
And this was fantastic. Can't we get Julianne Moore in something like this? The color seems apt for a redhead.
For some reason, we didn't have a full shot of that amazing feathered skirt. But you should know, there are feathers. There are always feathers.