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Naeem Khan - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

I want someone to wear this. SOMEONE needs to be cool like that. Matt Damon would be cool like that, but I'm not sure this would flatter his figure.

Naeem Khan - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

I kind of want J.Lo to wear that on American Idol this year. Parenthetically, can we discuss the fact that I have to watch American Idol again? Maybe I won't. Maybe GFY J.Lo will take a break. Newcomers to the site tend to think I write her that way just because she's Latina, which is totally not the basis of the parody at all, and so maybe... we'll see.

Naeem Khan - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

I also like this version. He's really good at twisting an idea -- it's like he just wants us all to have choices. Which would be so kind if we all also had a thousand dollars.

Naeem Khan - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

There's just such a lovely delicacy to Naeem's stuff.

Naeem Khan - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

Connie Britton's Hair would look good with this.

Naeem Khan - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

This keeps looking like pants to me, because it's not lined. Obviously someone who wears it will line it, and pleasure will be had.

Naeem Khan - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

Lovely. I feel like Viola Davis would rock this, no? It's a bit sexier than she goes, but why the hell not plunge?

Naeem Khan - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

So, so pretty. I am going to run out of ways to say it.

Naeem Khan - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

Comely!

Naeem Khan - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

Dreamy!

Naeem Khan - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

This was more delightful in motion, because of the lightness of that skirt fabric and how it moved under the lights. In pictures it looks dingy, which is a decent reason for people not to wear it.

Naeem Khan - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

Pulchritudinous!

Naeem Khan - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

This looks a bit like there used to be pussywillows at the bottom, but they blew away.

Naeem Khan - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

And the long version is beautiful.

Naeem Khan - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

Y'all know I love a scroll.

Naeem Khan - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

But what I like about these is really the explosion in the back.

Naeem Khan - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

The shoes were also really good, but you can't see them from the side here. I want to do a Fashion Week Accessories post but things won't stop HAPPENING. There's approximately 1200 movies at TIFF and they're all having screenings. WHEN WILL IT END. (Note: Never end. This summer was brutally barren at times.)

Naeem Khan - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

This dress made noise when she walked. Just the click, click, click of the beats touching.

Naeem Khan - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

I love this. It turns you into a walking Mayan artifact, or something. In a hot way.

Naeem Khan - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

It's good short, too.

Naeem Khan - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

Again, he's so good at adapting the ideas for flirtier or more casual options.

Naeem Khan - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

Those flowers were stunning on the runway -- I'd be curious to see the whole thing that way.

Naeem Khan - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

So CUTE. Diane Kruger can wear volume, because of those legs. Do it, Diane.

Naeem Khan - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

As Jessica noted, this would be ideal for your courthouse wedding.

Naeem Khan - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

And this wouldn't suck at your wedding-wedding. It was so cool -- the lights went down and then came back up again just for her. It was a proper bridal finale, which you almost never get anymore.

High Fugshion: Naeem Khan Fall 2014, New York Fashion Week
This stuff is like the anti-Rodarte: It's breathtaking, but in beauty, not in batshittery. [Photos: Getty]

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