Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
I really am not a fan of the wigs. They are total Hannah Horvath Cuts Her Own Hair With A Flowbee. But don't you wish Jennifer Lawrence would light Dior on fire for a second and just wear this?
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
SO FREAKING GOOD. Take it, Amy Adams. TAKE IT FAST.
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
I feel like this model is the only one who really served that hair.
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
See? I mean, she's working it like it's payday. Also, that outfit is pretty great. I would feel so powerful in that.
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
I wish I were the kind of person who could wear that on the regular.
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
Don't you think Anna Wintour will order that coat? And probably three of the dress underneath it.
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
That is fabulous. I'm thinking Allison Williams, but she'll take off the fur trim.
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
One of the Disneys should wear this -- or, yes, a Fanning. But let's give it to... oh, lord, who ARE the Disney kids? Victoria Justice is on Nickelodeon, I just realized. Okay, let's skip Disney and put it on our "Ringer" pal Zoey Deutch.
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
Sexy. Robin Wright?
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
Hmm. Mila Kunis? I don't know. It's a fun dress... it'll actually probably end up in Cannes on Fan Bingbing.
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
Is this from fabric scraps he found too irresistible? I want to liberate them and give them each their own thing, although part of me also thinks this looks like the world's awesomest orphan rags for a snooty prep school staging of "Annie." It's a super hard-knock life... for people who have to buy their Oscar at the full retail price.
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
Some of these wigs made me want Lena Dunham to get her hands on some Oscar. Maybe this one.
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
Or this one, lined. This is so pretty. Ugh. We will never be together.
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
That just looks like she's wearing an apron.
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
Oh, I do not like that bodice. I would be so curious to see that skirt with just a simple beaded (or not) black top.
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
That will be tough to resist for someone, and that someone might be... Tina Fey.
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
Let's go back to our old favorite dis: Brothel Lampshade.
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
Why is that so boxy and sad?
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
Right? This cut is going to be unflattering to most people, I think, given that it's not really rocking the models' worlds either.
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
I want to wear that while bursting into a room and DEMANDING SATISFACTION.
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
I would love this if, yet again, it wasn't see-through. Those dots are superb.
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
The Little Mermaid Wakes Up In 1985; Wants To Be Part Of That World.
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
StrangelyHideous Bodice Derails Bridesmaid Dress.
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
Beaded stuff will be hard for people to resist.
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
Line it line it line it and then probably it'll be a whole mouthful of YES.
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
Sublime. And Karlie is serving that hair, too. Then again, Karlie could serve severed fingers to squeamish people.