Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
I feel like I could post all of these with just the word: PRETTY. When Heather came back from the show on Tuesday night and showed me some of her snaps, literally, that's all the words that came out of my mouth.
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
These are also nice earrings, not for nothing.
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
This is the "I'm going into my elegant office to be elegant and also to kick some ass" outfit.
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Also in Luncheon form.
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Coats!
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
I desperately wish this was my life. Don't you? To throw this on and just be fabulous and make people DEAL WITH IT...
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Maybe I just need a job that requires suits. Should I implement a dress code at GFY HQ? How would I enforce that at both of our locations, when we are each a one-person office?
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
So ladylike.
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
I LOVE this one. I feel like we have seen a lot of this color so far this season, which is exciting, because I think it's so vibrant. Can't you just see this on Emma Stone?
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
And this one feels kind of like Photocall For Zoe Saldana to me.
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
There is also a dramatic version for when you crash the funeral of the man who WRONGED YOU.
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Oscar told WWD that the theme was "dot-calm" and I thought that was clever, and also, I DO feel calmer.
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
And this could work for the daytime junket portion of Hailee Steinfeld's Romeo and Juliet rounds.
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
This is somewhat shower-loofah-esque, but it is an exquisite loofah. If you want a giant, luxury-brand loofah, this would be the loofah you would buy.
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
On the other hand, I want this. All these colors make me so happy.
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
And PRAISE the shoes for not being boring.
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
This is the dress that was coming down behind the one in the other picture. I wanted to show you the texture -- it looked almost scaly, but in the nicest way.
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Pretty. I am so susceptible to this sort of thing. By which I mean, "pretty pretty ladylike dresses."
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Let's put this one on Miley. (That will never happen. Although actually if it did, that would be more shocking right now than all her naked embraces of construction equipment.)
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
This is fantastic. I wish Kate Middleton would try one of these. She'd look good in this -- she doesn't wear pattern very often, and it might be fun if she did.
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
She should want one of these too.
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
I used to have a jewelry box with this fabric as a lining. That seems about right.
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
I feel like Diane Kruger could pull this off. It would take a lot of woman to pull it off and not be overwhelmed.
Oscar De La Renta - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Ditto. Kruger and all. Although that color might not be great on Kruger. Maybe Chastain? A redhead in yellow is divine.