Reem Acra Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
I thought maybe I wasn't going to like this, but what do you know, it's sort of okay. I could see it on an Anna Faris, who loves a black dress.
Reem Acra Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
My primary objection to this, I think, is not caring for the color of the yellow. I don't think muted, pale greenish yellows like that are at all inspirational.
Reem Acra Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
Whoever wears this will need to hoik it up all night long.
Reem Acra Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
Ditto this one, it seems, although I actually think that's quite pretty. It could almost be Marchesa.
Reem Acra Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
I can totally roll with this one. It's fun. It's "The Tonight Show" or Letterman or a TV show premiere party.
Reem Acra Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
I like the skirt better than I like the top.
Reem Acra Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
... I am okay with the cardigan?
Reem Acra Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
This model looks so MAD at me. I'm sorry I'm not wild about your flesh tones, madam.
Reem Acra Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
She looks a little like she got caught in her parachute.
Reem Acra Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
This feels very dated, and very specific to someone who wants to be a lot like Rihanna.
Reem Acra Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
And this one seems very specifically targeted at people who say HOLA LOVERS.
Reem Acra Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
And now we're getting to Skintown.
Reem Acra Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
Underboob Oaks is a suburb of Skintown, and that's where most anyone who tries to wear this dress will reside.
Reem Acra Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
Reem Acra makes sports bras now?!?
Reem Acra Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
How does this make her look droopy? AND YET.
Reem Acra Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
I'm feeling Katherine Heigl. Do not ask why.
Reem Acra Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
Some of these calm day dresses do NOT jibe with the high-fashion harnesses. It's like they were imported from a totally different collection.
Reem Acra Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
This is so pretty. Ban Jennifer Morrison from employing a topknot or braids, and give her a red lip, and she could kill in it.
Reem Acra Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
Sure! Marimekko for Reem Acra.
Reem Acra Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
Princess Mylar and the Nipple Brigade.
Reem Acra Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
Sure! Simple, slinky, supremely effective on the right person. WITH A BRACELET.
Reem Acra Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
That asymmetry is so Halle Berry to me.
Reem Acra Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
This is pretty. Tina Fey would rule that lovely cabernet color.
Reem Acra Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
That bodice is The Bermuda Triangle. As in, don't let yourself get caught in it.
Reem Acra Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
Ditto, I suppose.
Reem Acra Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
This screams to be worn, but might be too boring?
Reem Acra Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
This feels like one of those things where Selena Gomez will wear it when she's trying to look innocent.
Reem Acra Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
And then this is what Selena Gomez might wear when she cares SLIGHTLY less about looking innocent.
Reem Acra Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
Oh, and we're still doing these, too. Xanaduuuuu.
Reem Acra Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
Body paint!
Reem Acra Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
This thing is harnessing her boobs unevenly. In the immortal words of Wham, if you're gonna do it, do it right.
Reem Acra Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
This is doing SO MANY THINGS WRONG.
Reem Acra Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
My brain just shut off. I don't know what else to say about filmy, glittery nipple covers.
Reem Acra Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
Somehow this looks strangely made, like it's baggy where it should not be.
Reem Acra Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
This is something you'd see on a slide under your microscope in science class.
Reem Acra Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
Just go naked!
Reem Acra Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
This seems very Vegas somehow.
Reem Acra Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
Oh, no. Dumpster Disney.
Reem Acra Spring/Summer 2015: New York Fashion Week
It's a bridal pinafore! Oh, and we're at the end. Thank God. My gas tank is totally empty and I think someone put sugar in it.