This dress, freezing that moment in time, means that in many ways Biggs IS right and Luke IS never going to get out of there.
Real talk: C3PO WOULD hide in, on, or underneath someone's skirt. For a guy who fought on the right side, he was kind of a wuss.
"There is... another... catwalker..."
I can't believe the two suns of Tatooine are on the skirt of a dress, and the thing I want to say about it is, "That cut feels kind of dated."
Fun fact: If you throw a paper airplane at just the right spot, the dress EXPLODES.
I'm not sure how those first five tie into the rest of he collection. Let's call this "The Dagobah System."
Electric Hoth.
That Time Jabba Bought A Coat For Princess Leia Because He Forgot To Pay The Heating Bill And Her Bikini Just Wasn't Sufficient.
That Girl From The Tatooine Coffee Shop Who Did Really Pretentious Slam Poetry On Open-Mic Night.
That Time Uncle Owen Followed his Favorite Band, The Grateful Droids.
The Sun Goddess of the Sand People.
What I Will Wear Before Poor Whiny Ol' Luke Ever Has Actual Sex.
That Time Aunt Beru Threw A Tupperware Party.
That Time Aunt Beru Had A Bowling Party.
That Time Aunt Beru Threw A Swingers Party.
That Time Blair Waldorf Went To Mos Eisley To Give Greedo French Lessons.
That Time The Death Star Blew Up Before George Lucas Redid The Effects In "A New Hope."
That Time Princess Leia Googled Pictures of Elle Fanning And Got Big Ideas.
That Spirit That Came To Gold Leader The Night Before His Attack Run And Was Like, "Dude, You're Going To Nail It," And He Thought, "Yeah, Actually, She Seems Totally Trustworthy To Me."
That Time Princess Leia Let The Ewoks Dress Her.
That Time Han Bought Leia A Rug For Their Anniversary And She Was Super Pissed About It.
That Time Princess Leia Was All, "Hey, Han, Do You Notice Something Different," And He Went, "Uh, Hmm, You... Stopped Buying Regular-Person Socks?" And She Didn't Much Care For That So She Wore This Out For Drinks With Her Girlfriends.
That Winner Of The Miss Moisture Vaporator Pageant.
That Time Gold Leader Realized He Did Not Nail It And Was Hella Mad At That Spirit For Yanking His Force-Chain.
That Time Rodarte Actually Did This.