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Rodarte - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014

This dress, freezing that moment in time, means that in many ways Biggs IS right and Luke IS never going to get out of there.

Rodarte - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014

Real talk: C3PO WOULD hide in, on, or underneath someone's skirt. For a guy who fought on the right side, he was kind of a wuss.

Rodarte - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014

"There is... another... catwalker..."

Rodarte - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014

I can't believe the two suns of Tatooine are on the skirt of a dress, and the thing I want to say about it is, "That cut feels kind of dated."

Rodarte - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014

Fun fact: If you throw a paper airplane at just the right spot, the dress EXPLODES.

Rodarte - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014

I'm not sure how those first five tie into the rest of he collection. Let's call this "The Dagobah System."

Rodarte - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014

Electric Hoth.

Rodarte - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014

That Time Jabba Bought A Coat For Princess Leia Because He Forgot To Pay The Heating Bill And Her Bikini Just Wasn't Sufficient.

Rodarte - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014

That Girl From The Tatooine Coffee Shop Who Did Really Pretentious Slam Poetry On Open-Mic Night.

Rodarte - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014

That Time Uncle Owen Followed his Favorite Band, The Grateful Droids.

Rodarte - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014

The Sun Goddess of the Sand People.

Rodarte - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014

What I Will Wear Before Poor Whiny Ol' Luke Ever Has Actual Sex.

Rodarte - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014

That Time Aunt Beru Threw A Tupperware Party.

Rodarte - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014

That Time Aunt Beru Had A Bowling Party.

Rodarte - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014

That Time Aunt Beru Threw A Swingers Party.

Rodarte - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014

That Time Blair Waldorf Went To Mos Eisley To Give Greedo French Lessons.

Rodarte - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014

That Time The Death Star Blew Up Before George Lucas Redid The Effects In "A New Hope."

Rodarte - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014

That Time Princess Leia Googled Pictures of Elle Fanning And Got Big Ideas.

Rodarte - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014

That Spirit That Came To Gold Leader The Night Before His Attack Run And Was Like, "Dude, You're Going To Nail It," And He Thought, "Yeah, Actually, She Seems Totally Trustworthy To Me."

Rodarte - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014

That Time Princess Leia Let The Ewoks Dress Her.

Rodarte - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014

That Time Han Bought Leia A Rug For Their Anniversary And She Was Super Pissed About It.

Rodarte - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014

That Time Princess Leia Was All, "Hey, Han, Do You Notice Something Different," And He Went, "Uh, Hmm, You... Stopped Buying Regular-Person Socks?" And She Didn't Much Care For That So She Wore This Out For Drinks With Her Girlfriends.

Rodarte - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014

That Winner Of The Miss Moisture Vaporator Pageant.

Rodarte - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014

That Time Gold Leader Realized He Did Not Nail It And Was Hella Mad At That Spirit For Yanking His Force-Chain.

Rodarte - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014

That Time Rodarte Actually Did This.

High Fugshion: Rodarte, New York Fashion Week Fall 2014
For those nights when you're all alone on your moisture farm, dreaming of one day going to a wretched hive of scum and villainy where a hot rogue might kill someone without being fired upon first because WE ALL KNOW HAN SHOT FIRST, GEORGE. The collection is ostensibly about '70s and '80s nostalgia, but I wonder if it's more calculated than the initial aura of whimsy suggests: Last season's show was so roundly derided by critics; this seems aimed at amusing them into submission, while still guaranteeing headlines. The question is, who'll wear it first? Surely Natalie Portman would rather eat spoons. [Photos: Getty]

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