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Duckie Brown - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

I can't wait for a Jonas Brother to put this on; it's going to be a really special day.

Duckie Brown - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

Intern George already has this in peacock.

Duckie Brown - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

If male models do not give you the giggles, then please, tell me how you do it.

Nicole Miller - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

Nicole Miller's show was FULL of cool stuff, though. For real. I loved the way this jacket and blouse looked together.

Nicole Miller - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

Sparkle separates! Taste great and go great together.

Nicole Miller - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

This is a neat pattern, too. Basically, her stuff felt eminently more covetable and wearable than anything else we've seen so far, and even than her own recent collections.

Nicole Miller - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

Another cool skirt.

Nicole Miller - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

And I love how this looks. I'm so POSITIVE right now.

Nicole Miller - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

But I can't resist! Sometimes I like stuff. IT HAPPENS.

Cushnie Et Ochs - Runway - MADE Fashion Week Spring 2014

Well, you know someone's going to try it, and that someone... is Benedict Cumberbatch.

Cushnie Et Ochs - Runway - MADE Fashion Week Spring 2014

This is quite neat -- a much nicer execution of a funky neckline than the on Naomi Watts just wore.

Cushnie Et Ochs - Runway - MADE Fashion Week Spring 2014

This might actually be quite sexy too when it finds the red carpet (or a late-night talk show). I'm thinkinggggg... I am really resisting saying Rooney Mara because I ALWAYS say that. How about, like, Rachel Bilson? She could use an LBD break.

Jason Wu - Runway - MADE Fashion Week Spring 2014

I didn't care for Jason Wu this time around -- this feels so lazy and uninspired to me.

Jason Wu - Runway - MADE Fashion Week Spring 2014

This was supposed to be the showstopper, and it did stop SOMETHING...

Jason Wu - Runway - MADE Fashion Week Spring 2014

... and that something was my soul, when I saw how horrible this was from the back.

Jason Wu - Runway - MADE Fashion Week Spring 2014

I'm going to call this the Nell Carter, because I want someone to gimme a break.

Jason Wu - Runway - MADE Fashion Week Spring 2014

This was the best thing there, I think, and... I guess? But look how it pulls down at the hem where the feathers start. I'm sure they are heavy, but I don't want to see the work this much.

Rebecca Minkoff Spring 2014 Runway Show in Collaboration with American Express UNSTAGED, Music by Janelle Monae - Runway

I would love these pants if they were down to her ankles. And I loved the shoes, which were the same or a similar pattern.

Rebecca Minkoff Spring 2014 Runway Show in Collaboration with American Express UNSTAGED, Music by Janelle Monae - Runway

And the cut of this dress wasn't much, but in motion it was so fun to watch.

Nautica Men's - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

This is all you need to know about Nautica. IT'S JUST SHORTS.

Noon By Noor - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

This could be quite lovely in a more exciting color.

Noon By Noor - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

Solange will want three of these.

Noon By Noor - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

Maybe only two of these. But at least one.

Peter Som - Runway - MADE Fashion Week Spring 2014

Nifty, or napkins?

New York Fugshion Week: Runway Fugs and Fabs, Day 2
In fairness to Fashion Week, I do mostly pick out the crazy stuff, but only because it's SO much more fun. [Photos: Getty]

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