Skingraft - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Kanye needs a neck sling, right?
Skingraft - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
I want to go on this spirit walk. Except no. So I'm farming it out to Intern George.
Michael Kors - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
So ladylike.
Michael Kors - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
So... cumulonimbus.
Michael Kors - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
To me, this suggests that he's been watching a lot of "Girls."
Michael Kors - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Not wild about the shoes, but the rest of this is airy and chic.
Proenza Schouler - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
This reminds me of a forest in winter. So basically, the premise of many a horror movie, probably. But it works.
Proenza Schouler - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Are those drop-crotch capri pants? Because I can't engage with that. But if it's a skirt, I can at least take it out for coffee.
Proenza Schouler - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Y'all know how I feel about a coat.
Proenza Schouler - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
And then suddenly we have Florence Welch.
Proenza Schouler - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Actually she might wear this, too. And... it might work when she does.
Rachel Zoe - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
BUT BACK TO COATS. Or, coat-dresses. This is so, so covetable.
Rachel Zoe - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
That jacket is really good, too. I wish belts worked on me. That general style tens to accentuate all my worst parts.
Rachel Zoe - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
This is as simple as it gets, but watching it come down the runway, it just felt so nice and easy. The sweater hung really nicely, the skirt was cute... it made me wish I had attempted to attain great legs back when my body might have responded to me.
J. Mendel - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
This could be great on a red carpet -- love the oxblood so much. I wish Jennifer Garner would wear it.
J. Mendel - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
This feels familiar -- in that mind-meld way where clearly designers all got the same whims about color, which happens so often that i suspect there is a secret smoky conclave.
J. Mendel - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Ooooh.
J. Mendel - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
I am curious to see this in action off a runway .
Milly By Michelle Smith - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Let's start out with a bright, fun pattern...
Milly By Michelle Smith - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
... because things are about to get Neon Miley up in here.
Milly By Michelle Smith - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Leather overall shorts! EXACTLY what my wardrobe is missing.
Milly By Michelle Smith - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Sigh. Of course.
Betsey Johnson - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
But at least Betsey brings a whole hell of a lot of joy. It's crazy and it's weird, but it's joyful, and that tends to be missing from so many catwalks. Maybe she is a joy succubus -- she steals it from everyone else and then pours a surplus into her own shows.
Betsey Johnson - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Party on, dudes.