Emerson By Jackie Fraser-Swan - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Can we just put Michelle Williams in this right now, just for giggles? She needs a purple topiary on her head.
Emerson By Jackie Fraser-Swan - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
We've seen a lot of patterns so far, so get ready.
Emerson By Jackie Fraser-Swan - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
This shape is unusual but I actually kind of like it. Not for me, really, but as Something To Gawk At On Other People.
Opening Ceremony - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Chloe Sevigny once designed for Opening Ceremony. I hope they paid her in pants. THESE pants.
Carolina Herrera - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Karlie Kloss can sell anything.
Carolina Herrera - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
That cummerbund looks like a plastic tennis visor and yet I still think this whole look is good.
Carolina Herrera - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
That skirt is too cool for the white afterthought of a bodice.
Carolina Herrera - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
This whole thing is unusual for Carolina Herrera. Of course, turtleneck evening gowns are not necessarily par for anyone's course, but you feel me. This is not how she normally would use a turtleneck.
Carolina Herrera - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Meryl! Meryl! Meryl!
Carolina Herrera - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Carolina is very reliable for cute upper-crust luncheon frocks.
Tommy Hilfiger Women's - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
And then Tommy showed pants that look like they're peeling off the body -- the effect is as if your pelvis is wearing a Polo shirt. Or whatever a Hilfiger version would look like. A Holo shirt.
Tommy Hilfiger Women's - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
This version feels too vaginal to me.
Libertine - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
There is a lot happening here. I think if it were just the kooky coat, I'd love it, but somehow as a dress -- and both together -- it's a migraine.
Pamella Roland - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
The drama of that MASSIVE MASSIVE wrap says Joan to me -- specifically, the Joans of Collins and Rivers.
Pamella Roland - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
That is good, though. I love a scroll.
Reem Acra - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
They're having a parade today in Leg City.
Reem Acra - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
I just noticed this is the same model. She got lucky with the polka-dots -- I hope someone wears this because it's so nice to see a dot.
Reem Acra - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
This is a pretty idea, but also, a very familiar one.
Reem Acra - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Houndstooth AND dots? It's like she SAW INTO MY SOUL.
Reem Acra - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
And orange houndstooth! Delicious.
Falguni & Shane Peacock Spring Summer 14 - Runway
Knee braces are so NOW.
Falguni & Shane Peacock Spring Summer 14 - Runway
We're really not that far away from someone just DOING this on MTV, right?
Falguni & Shane Peacock Spring Summer 14 - Runway
How very Downton Abbey.
Falguni & Shane Peacock Spring Summer 14 - Runway
I might be out of sass, you guys. My sasshole is CLOSED.