Thom Browne Women's - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Right now, some dead French aristocrats are like, "What are you doing with those pants? THEY BEHEADED US, DIPSHITS."
Thom Browne Women's - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
I laughed for HOURS AND HOURS at this. That's totally a lie, but it was a really long satisfying giggle for sure. It's like she's a REALLY un-self-confident female Joker.
Thom Browne Women's - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
This ... is... a thing... that is happening.
Thom Browne Women's - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Too bad Ali Larter wasn't there, because this is an ode to her "Varsity Blues" whipped-cream bikini.
Thom Browne Women's - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Clearly Claire Danes will be all over this at the Emmys.
Thom Browne Women's - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
At least this one is... less frightening.
Marc By Marc Jacobs - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
This is what Patsy and Edina would buy to train for a 5K.
Marc By Marc Jacobs - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
ELLIPSIS.
Marc By Marc Jacobs - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
This is a pajama suit, basically, to me. Why is Marc into pajamas right now? If he's THAT tired maybe he should just take a freaking nap.
Marc By Marc Jacobs - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
I can't wait to see the department-store diffusions of this. They're going to have nothing in common with any of it except maybe that there will be black involved.
Marc By Marc Jacobs - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Can you even imagine anyone wearing this ridiculousness? Ryan Gosling just felt a cold shiver run down his spine.
Narciso Rodriguez - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
When you break a rib, do it GLAMOROUSLY.
Narciso Rodriguez - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
This feels like a punt. It was fourth and seven and he's just outside his field goal kicker's range but that guy is prone to the yips so let's just give up and go get a drink of water.
Narciso Rodriguez - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Whenever I see stuff like this, I think that if she sat down she'd have NO FABRIC AT ALL to scoot under her bum.
Narciso Rodriguez - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Sticking the seat liner in her waistband is perhaps the wrong solution.
Narciso Rodriguez - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
At least this one's seat liner is masquerading as a cape.
Sophie Theallet - Runway - MADE Fashion Week Spring 2014
A fetching palate cleanser.
Sophie Theallet - Runway - MADE Fashion Week Spring 2014
I really like the concept of linings that are interesting in and of themselves, either by color or by pattern. Done correctly it's arresting. However, I'm not sure if this arrests me or just wants to slap me on the wrist.
Dennis Basso - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Wow.
Dennis Basso - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
I LOVE this. It's so cheerful and sassy.
Dennis Basso - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
And then this is so ladylike, for the life I wish I had.
Rodarte - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
As is this: delicate, subtle, deliciously genteel.
Rodarte - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
I am speechless.
Rodarte - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Possibly the trashiest thing ever. Miley is going to go crazy for it.
Rodarte - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Why is Daisy Duke at this party?
Rodarte - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Seriously, this is a line that Kirsten Dunst and Natalie Portman wore on the regular. SURELY they would sooner die?
Rodarte - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Nobody let the Fannings see this, please.
Rodarte - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
This is EXACTLY what Academy Award Winner Natalie Portman wants at her next big ballet party in France.
Rodarte - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Did the Mulleavy sisters get really drunk and channel surf between "Showgirls" and "The Flintstones"?
Vera Wang - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Another palate cleanser. I don't even know if I love it but next to Rodarte it's like a spring breeze.
Vera Wang - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Texturally interesting.
Vera Wang - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Someone will wear this. Whether it works will entirely depend on who it is. Isn't THAT a controversial statement. "Outfit might look good on someone! Or not! Who knows!"
Vera Wang - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Eliminating the sheers, that could be cool. Maybe on a Sandra Bullock.
Vera Wang - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Leighton Meester's dark period.
Badgley Mischka - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
This is quite cute -- there should have been young starlets at this show. I'm surprised there weren't.
Badgley Mischka - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
That neckline is great, so cut off the fluff on the skirt and you've got something really sexy.
Badgley Mischka - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
This is casually good. I sometimes think of their daywear as Clothes For Teri Hatcher.
Badgley Mischka - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
This is ALSO potentially Something For Teri Hatcher.
Badgley Mischka - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
I love that print.