Calvin Klein Collection - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
BUT THIS IS SO BAD. How hideous is that? Her lower half looks like a giant's pelvis.
Calvin Klein Collection - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
That horizontal seam has to come at the WORST POSSIBLE PLACE. Calvin this season is all about making women look a mile wide.
Calvin Klein Collection - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
This looks like it has maternity room built into it. And what pregnant lady wouldn't want to wear something transparent, eh? LET'S ALL BE SO NAKED.
Calvin Klein Collection - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
For $5, she'll make you a friendship bracelet on the subway.
Calvin Klein Collection - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
All right, that might be cool.
Calvin Klein Collection - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Is this a coat, do we think, or a dress? There seems to be a peek of lining that I can see.
Calvin Klein Collection - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Calvin's shows are often monochromatic, so it's fun to see a dress like this come down the runway.
Anya Caliendo - Presentation - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
I hope Kate Middleton wears this to little George's christening.
Anya Caliendo - Presentation - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
No, never mind, THIS is what Kate Middleton should wear at Ascot. But maybe with Prince Harry's face painted on it instead.
Anya Caliendo - Presentation - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Hark! A bonnet! I'm going to wear that to keep my ears warm at winter fashion week.
Anya Caliendo - Presentation - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Is this copyright infringement?
Ralph Lauren - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
And then Ralph Lauren came along with some bright sorbets. I just love how cheerful this is.
Ralph Lauren - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Tangy!
Ralph Lauren - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
COATS! There is always room for a coat.
Ralph Lauren - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
COOOOOOOATS.
Ralph Lauren - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Yes, please.
Ralph Lauren - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Now I want a margarita. And I don't even LIKE margaritas anymore because of this one time in Cabo on my anniversary with two swim-up bars. And then a bucket in a broom closet.
Ralph Lauren - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
After all that simple but attractive daywear, the evening gowns seem a little dated and clumsy.
Ralph Lauren - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
And then there is a CAPE. I want Angelina Jolie to wear this immediately.
Ralph Lauren - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
But I love a lady in a suit.
Jeremy Scott - Runway - MADE Fashion Week Spring 2014
Is this an homage to color bars?
Jeremy Scott - Runway - MADE Fashion Week Spring 2014
I seriously wonder if Jeremy was at home trying to finish this collection and he was like, "Ugh, I just want to conclude my f'ing broadcast day," and BOOM.
Jeremy Scott - Runway - MADE Fashion Week Spring 2014
Honk if you want Blake Shelton to wear this on The Voice. It's so him.
Jeremy Scott - Runway - MADE Fashion Week Spring 2014
I feel you, but it's going to be a little chilly there. Just a warning.
Jeremy Scott - Runway - MADE Fashion Week Spring 2014
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