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TRESemme at Jenny Packham - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

I love chartreuse. Kate could maybe pull off chartreuse, right?

TRESemme at Jenny Packham - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

I think this is a very solid bet. We know she loves this color, and also it's modest yet sexy. Also, I hope she wears her hair just like this. Curls are back, you guys! I wish my hair would do this at all, actually.

TRESemme at Jenny Packham Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014 - Runway

PRETTY.

TRESemme at Jenny Packham - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

I actually love this. The women sitting next to me at the show commented that some of these dresses -- not this one specifically -- felt like "Katherine Hepburn in The Philadelphia Story, which isn't a bad way to look if you can pull it off.

Jenny Packham - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

Sparkly!

TRESemme at Jenny Packham Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014 - Runway

This feels a bit like what Ann Reinking wore as Miss Farrell in Annie whilst twirling about to "Let's Go To The Movies." It's like the world's most glamorous dressing gown.

TRESemme at Jenny Packham Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014 - Runway

And THIS feels kind of like what you'd see on The Debutante of The Year at the height of the Gibson Girl look. THIS girl is about to marry a poor but aristocratic British dude to save his estate with her American fortune.

TRESemme at Jenny Packham Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014 - Runway

This was really pretty in person.

TRESemme at Jenny Packham Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014 - Runway

THIS dress, as soon as it comes out onto the runway, I read Christina Hendricks's lips and they said, "ooh, that's pretty." I think I speak for all of us when I say, NO. YOU CAN'T WEAR THAT MUCH STUFF ON YOUR BOOBS. GET A GRIP.

TRESemme at Jenny Packham Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014 - Runway

For when Kate gets depressed and decides she can't be bothered and must only wear housecoats.

TRESemme at Jenny Packham Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014 - Runway

And THIS is for when she decides, "screw you all! I'M WEARING WHATEVER I WANT."

TRESemme at Jenny Packham Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014 - Runway

This is also beautiful in person but might photograph Too Nude for a Duchess. Also, I think Too Nude For a Duchess is starting on Cinemax right now.

Jenny Packham - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

This was pretty, though. I'm not sure if I think Kate is an Evening Red person, although she's worn this color before. This, I think Hendricks actually might have been eying, too.

TRESemme at Jenny Packham Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014 - Runway

And the two-tone skirt/top thing is great.

New York Fugshion Week: Runway Fugs and Fabs of the Jenny Packham Show
Let's talk about what Kate Middleton will be wearing next spring, shall we? With a bonus pop-in from Christina Hendricks, who was at the show. But mostly Kate. In fact, make your predictions now. If we can predict Vogue covers, we can predict Kate Middleton's choices in Jenny Packham. You know she's going to wear at least one of these. [Photos: Getty]

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