Marc By Marc Jacobs - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
I loved this pattern. And I cannot TELL you how much I loved this hair. It was so nice to see big and crazy and curly, like they all dried their hair by driving around in convertibles. Thank you, Marc.
Marc By Marc Jacobs - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
I like this dress even more with the belt. And the BAG. THE BAG.
Marc By Marc Jacobs - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Mmm. Say what you will about his clothes, but Marc's accessories are always so, so good. I had no idea I needed an impractically small, mostly round purse until RIGHT THIS SECOND.
Marc By Marc Jacobs - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Oh, hey, coat, what's up? Doing anything later?
Marc By Marc Jacobs - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
This jacket is pleasantly lumberjackian. Yes, that's a word. NOW.
Marc By Marc Jacobs - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Ugh, I really like this one. I will never touch it. I have to deal with it. I'm dealing with things now.
Dennis Basso - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
This show is usually full of wild furs. Like, that fluff on the collar is pretty much the LEAST of it. But I love that skirt, and the badass bodice. It's not something anyone would ever wear but I enjoy watching it.
Ashton Michael - Runway - Fall 2013 Conair Style360
Well, YEAH, obviously.
Nanette Lepore - Front Row - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
This was not an outfit that appeared on the runway, but Patricia Clarkson looked SO GOOD IN IT.
Nanette Lepore - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Nanette often has great taste in patterns.
Nanette Lepore - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
This coat was more purple than it's showing up in photos, and I covet it.
Nanette Lepore - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Coats coats coats piles of coats.
Rachel Zoe - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Of course Rachel Zoe wore this. Look at those pants. They have their own dust ruffle.
Rachel Zoe - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
I thought that was a necktie at first, until I looked again and realized it's an expanse of skin. But the jacket, skirt, and bootie look is timeless and cute.
Narciso Rodriguez - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Hello lover.
Narciso Rodriguez - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Whoops. I might have just dumped that other dress and taken up with this one instead.
Narciso Rodriguez - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
That is one fancy napkin.
Narciso Rodriguez - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
This, not so much. But sometimes this stuff looks GREAT on a runway -- this dress, you can tell, is totally doing that Tyra thing where it makes its own wind.
Michael Kors - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
But then WHAT. WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH MICHAEL KORS.
Michael Kors - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Why is her butt wearing a parachute?
Michael Kors - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
WHY ARE SKIRT-PONYTAILS HAPPENING.
Michael Kors - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
At least his color palette was cheerful. That's a gorgeous rich yellow.
Michael Kors - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
And that's cool.
Michael Kors - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
I love a man in an orange coat. Or, at least, I love this orange coat, and presumably, I would love to see more men in it.
Michael Kors - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
And then this happened and I went back to thinking, "Has Top American Designer Michael Kors gone insane?" This is what inmates will wear in 2050 to clean up roadside litter. I love you, Michael Kors, and I love you for sending fascinating stuff down the runway, but I am VERY CONCERNED that you are in for a sales slump.