threeASFOUR - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
In the future, after the apocalypse, all people will dress like vigilante hippie lawyers.
threeASFOUR - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
It's half feline, half-masquerade (meow-scarade?), with a dash of business-casual.
threeASFOUR - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
"Welcome to SWINTONIA. May I take your brain crowns?"
threeASFOUR - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
She looks like her head just popped up from a wearable toaster.
threeASFOUR - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
But there IS a lot of really amazing craftsmanship on display here, which I truly appreciate.
Calvin Klein Collection - Front Row - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
From what I can tell, both Chastain and Olivia Wilde look really great at this show.
Calvin Klein Collection - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
But this was the closest thing I could find to an adaptable red-carpet gown. It's cool, but I can't see it happening -- it's a lot edgier, for one thing, than the classic stuff they tend to put on people at events.
Calvin Klein Collection - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Maybe this one?
Calvin Klein Collection - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
PLEASE NOT THIS ONE. Tube tops are still a no.
Prabal Gurung - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Jaime King was at this show, and I could maybe see her in this.
Prabal Gurung - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
But I could REALLY see her in this.
Prabal Gurung - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
This, I basically want right now.
Prabal Gurung - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
If you've ever wondered how a toddler feels when you put them on a leash, now you can experience the joys of harnessing yourself.
Prabal Gurung - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Naked and bandage-y means at LEAST two people will want to try this.
Prabal Gurung - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
This looks like her skirt got stuck in her panties in the ladies' room.
Prabal Gurung - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Come on, Zoe Saldana. You basically helped put Prabal on the map. YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT.
Ralph Lauren - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Are you even serious, Ralph Lauren? It's stunning period-costume work, but is that really... I mean, i GUESS some 80-year old lady on the Upper East Side is going to order three of them.
Ralph Lauren - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Come on, Rooney Mara, wear this WHOLE THING.
Ralph Lauren - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Ahoy, coat.
Ralph Lauren - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Ahoy, VELVET HAMMER PANTS.
Ralph Lauren - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
And look! Mary Poppins is BACK IN, people.
Honor - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
This is both cool and unusual.
Proenza Schouler - Front Row - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
We thought Elizabeth Olsen looked so cool and delicious at Proenza Schouler. That jacket is the best.
Jason Wu - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
I enjoy this. I could see Zoe Saldana or Leighton Meester in this. And when it happens we'll probably say something about how it's like one dress got held hostage by the other one, but whatever. Right now I'm on board.
Jason Wu - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Also very simple but cute.
Jason Wu - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
This reminds me a lot of what Rachel Weisz just wore to the Globes.
Jason Wu - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Wait, I think that's a patterned SEE-THROUGH coat over an outfit. That is intriguing. Would you wear a see-through coat? Because it means people know what your outfit is underneath -- a fashionista's dream -- but that's also kind of insane and maybe not very functional, and it projects its pattern onto your regular clothes. A QUANDARY.
Jason Wu - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
This coat would be hard to wear, but it's hella fun to look at.
Jason Wu - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
This shirt violates the Grammy rules.
Jason Wu - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
I couldn't find a shot in our subs of that red dress, but it sure looks like it might've been nice. The blue one in front of it, not so much.
Jason Wu - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Well, obviously, this has Michelle Obama written all over it. You KNOW how obsessed she is with things that are transparent and crazy.