NYFW - Nautica - Runway
I hope the hair on his chest is thermal.
NYFW - Nautica - Runway
It's crazy to think this dude is dressed for the same season as Mr. Torso.
NYFW - Nautica - Runway
... late-night condom run in Alaska?
NYFW - Nautica - Runway
Here is a parade of toasty-looking male models. Sometimes that's what the day requires.
NYFW - Rebecca Minkoff - Runway
Rebecca Minkoff has a cool slouchy vibe, but for me she's all about accessories. Like the giant coat here.
NYFW - Rebecca Minkoff - Runway
Okay, I can't deal with the fanny pack. Not even if it's fancy.
NYFW - Rebecca Minkoff - Runway
And ANOTHER good coat, with a cute purse.
NYFW - Rebecca Minkoff - Runway
That coat is so pretty, also, but for me this outfit is about the booties. I LOVE those. She had them in black and teal, also, but the red and tan combo is more striking to me.
NYFW - Rebecca Minkoff - Runway
The boots also apparently came in black and purple. And those pants, we will SURELY see on a celeb, right? Rihanna doesn't really wear Rebecca Minkoff, but they're the kind of thing she'd totally put on with a belly shirt and giant sneakers while she's moseying in and out of some Parisian hotel room.
NYFW - Rebecca Minkoff - Runway
And, the Lady Parade.
New York Fashion Week - BCBGMAXAZRIA - Runway
The beauty of February is that it's ALL coats.
New York Fashion Week - BCBGMAXAZRIA - Runway
This feels like a wonky butterfly.
New York Fashion Week - BCBGMAXAZRIA - Runway
It looks like she's erupting from a plush volcano.
New York Fashion Week - BCBGMAXAZRIA - Runway
The lines on that dress are pretty. But I think I'd rather just stuff my hands into some cozy pockets.
New York Fashion Week - BCBGMAXAZRIA - Runway
This seems so much more INTENSE then BCBG usually is. I don't think of it as a gritty label.
New York Fashion Week Fall 2014 - Emerson
And now for something completely different: a woman in whatever the hell that is.
New York Fashion Week Fall 2014
This looks like someone tried to fit a dress on over another outfit.
New York Fashion Week Fall 2014
I THINK grandma officially needs to change her prescription before she knits again.
Herve Leger by Max Azria Collection at New York Fashion Week
I'm not used to seeing Herve Leger dresses move like that. Usually they're all skintight, all the time.
Herve Leger by Max Azria Collection at New York Fashion Week
Did someone light part of this on fire while it was on the hanger?
Herve Leger by Max Azria Collection at New York Fashion Week
Jess and I made some epic faces at each other when we saw this, and then murmured at the front row, "Don't do it, any of you. DON'T DO IT."
Herve Leger by Max Azria Collection at New York Fashion Week
This feels very Kardashian to me.
NYFW - Nicole Miller - Runway
Those sleeves look like stained glass. In a good way. Really there isn't a BAD way. Stained glass is lovely.
NYFW - Nicole Miller - Runway
And her pelvis looks like a really freaky monster face.
NYFW - Nicole Miller - Runway
Is it less fearsome as a shirt? I think maybe, because anytime anyone's crotch seems angry at me, it freaks me out more than when it's their chest.
NYFW - Nicole Miller - Runway
STOMP.