Tadashi Shoji New York Fashion Week Spring Summer 15 New York September 2014
I will accept those particular nude shoes. The dress itself feels like... an amuse bouche, like it's trying to ease us into things.
Tadashi Shoji New York Fashion Week Spring Summer 15 New York September 2014
That's very pretty, though -- I could see that on any number of people. Maybe a Viola Davis, a Zeta-Jones, or even an Emma Stone for, like, Ellen or something.
Tadashi Shoji New York Fashion Week Spring Summer 15 New York September 2014
I thought those were bike shorts at first. So obviously the alternative is a relief, even though we're still in Sheertown, Population: Too Many.
Tadashi Shoji New York Fashion Week Spring Summer 15 New York September 2014
I actually really love 90 percent of this. I don't TOTALLY mind 100 percent of this, but the collar might be too severe, and distracting me from the glories of the rest.
Tadashi Shoji New York Fashion Week Spring Summer 15 New York September 2014
I don't know why I keep thinking Jessica Biel for some of these. I don't think she's ever worn Tadashi Shoji, has she? Maybe she should start.
Tadashi Shoji New York Fashion Week Spring Summer 15 New York September 2014
I don't know why Shailene Woodley's name just came into my head.
Tadashi Shoji New York Fashion Week Spring Summer 15 New York September 2014
That's an Emma Stone, to me. For a breezy photocall. Or, like, Emmy Rossum will turn up in it carrying a cute purse while just walking to brunch.
Tadashi Shoji New York Fashion Week Spring Summer 15 New York September 2014
Would it be better without the sleeves?
Tadashi Shoji New York Fashion Week Spring Summer 15 New York September 2014
That color is my soulmate.
Tadashi Shoji New York Fashion Week Spring Summer 15 New York September 2014
Yes, please.
Tadashi Shoji New York Fashion Week Spring Summer 15 New York September 2014
Not that many people look good as a trapezoid, but I sure hope some celebrity tries to achieve it.
Tadashi Shoji New York Fashion Week Spring Summer 15 New York September 2014
I don't know that Dijon Mustard is my color of choice for anyone except the face of my enemy when I have flung it upon him.
Tadashi Shoji New York Fashion Week Spring Summer 15 New York September 2014
That will end up on someone, right? It might not be edgy enough for a Lizzy Caplan, but maybe. it does also look vaguely like it's made of someone's screen door.
Tadashi Shoji New York Fashion Week Spring Summer 15 New York September 2014
Devoid of shape. SWINTON.
Tadashi Shoji New York Fashion Week Spring Summer 15 New York September 2014
Didn't Cara Delevingne just wear a version of this? Didn't everyone in town wear a version of this? Can't we stop with versions of this?
Tadashi Shoji New York Fashion Week Spring Summer 15 New York September 2014
Quite the nightie you have there, madam.
Tadashi Shoji New York Fashion Week Spring Summer 15 New York September 2014
Let's all wear this to our next group wedding. Like when we all gang-marry Harry.
Tadashi Shoji New York Fashion Week Spring Summer 15 New York September 2014
This is nice, but is it... a tiny bit too Metallic Pee colored? (Oh, Vacation. I hear they're remaking it with Ed Helms as a grown-up Rusty Griswold, and while that casting might make real sense, I am... not sure. Not EVERYTHING old must be new again.)
Tadashi Shoji New York Fashion Week Spring Summer 15 New York September 2014
More screen-door mesh. I don't hate it, though. I mean... listen, of the transparencies, I'm the least angry at it.
Tadashi Shoji New York Fashion Week Spring Summer 15 New York September 2014
This is fine. It reminds me of those Chanel dresses that Keira Knightley was wearing for a while.
Tadashi Shoji New York Fashion Week Spring Summer 15 New York September 2014
Safe to assume this will turn up with a lining under it. I LIKE it, though. Whither Annette Bening? She'd wear it.
Tadashi Shoji New York Fashion Week Spring Summer 15 New York September 2014
Kind of a comedown.
Tadashi Shoji New York Fashion Week Spring Summer 15 New York September 2014
This almost feels like Valentino meets Honor -- very prim, but a lighter and more ladylike floral. Come on, Zosia Mamet! Just for fun.
Tadashi Shoji New York Fashion Week Spring Summer 15 New York September 2014
Not my favorite of the patterns.
Tadashi Shoji New York Fashion Week Spring Summer 15 New York September 2014
Ooooh, I like the shoes in that color. Very much. Let's see a younger starlet in this, also. Is it too much for Kiernan? Maybe Hailee?
Tadashi Shoji New York Fashion Week Spring Summer 15 New York September 2014
I just feel like this looks like paper in someone's underwear drawer.
Tadashi Shoji New York Fashion Week Spring Summer 15 New York September 2014
Windows!
Tadashi Shoji New York Fashion Week Spring Summer 15 New York September 2014
This will need accessories and a different shoe, right? Or am I nuts?
Tadashi Shoji New York Fashion Week Spring Summer 15 New York September 2014
I LIKE. Not in shiny white, though, maybe. What if it were RED.
Tadashi Shoji New York Fashion Week Spring Summer 15 New York September 2014
The work on some of these is just so intricate. It's a pleasure to look at even if I'm not sure how it will translate on the red carpet.
Tadashi Shoji New York Fashion Week Spring Summer 15 New York September 2014
I want this for, like, Lady Jane Grey. A young queen doomed to execution, stuck in a cell. Coming this fall on The CW, where they will turn the nine days of her reign into nine SEASONS.
Tadashi Shoji New York Fashion Week Spring Summer 15 New York September 2014
Somehow this looks totally rodeo to me. And not in the "Rodeo Drive" way.
Tadashi Shoji New York Fashion Week Spring Summer 15 New York September 2014
What is the IDEA here? So much of the other stuff is fitted and then suddenly we have, like, a Shoji bowling shirt.
Tadashi Shoji New York Fashion Week Spring Summer 15 New York September 2014
That is so lovely and almost vintage-feeling. Again, wish it weren't peachy-colored, but I could see it on an Emilia Clarke.
Tadashi Shoji New York Fashion Week Spring Summer 15 New York September 2014
Maybe Lady Jane can wear this for day one of her reign on my CW show. So, you know, season one. Only thirteen episodes, though. We'll share the time slot with Hart of Dixie.
Tadashi Shoji New York Fashion Week Spring Summer 15 New York September 2014
And there's totally going to be a scene where Elizabeth comes and TAUNTS the imperiled Lady Jane, just to do it. I love a good taunting.