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Tadashi Shoji - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014

Can I interest you in a cape? (I can always interest ME in a cape.)

Tadashi Shoji - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014

Dear Emma Stone, are you shopping for Spider-Man photocalls? You're welcome. PS: Say hi to Andrew for me.

Tadashi Shoji - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014

There was, in fact, a lot of photocall-ready little day dresses in this.

Tadashi Shoji - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014

As well as a GREAT dress for your springtime city hall wedding.

Tadashi Shoji - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014

Or even your more formal wedding. In fact, as many cute little shorter dresses as we saw here, the bulk of it yelled, "HELLO WHY DON'T YOU WEAR ME TO AN AWARDS SHOW?"

Tadashi Shoji - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014

I don't know who the patron saint of capes is, but I pray to her that SOMEONE wears this SOMEWHERE and that it's not Katy Perry.

Tadashi Shoji - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014

You guys know I love a pattern on a formal gown.

Tadashi Shoji - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014

SOMEONE will wear this unlined and with dark undies, and I hope it's someone I dislike so I can make fun of her with a clear conscience. (Lined, though, I think it's lovely.)

Tadashi Shoji - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014

This looks fantastic in this photo, but I wasn't in love with it in person: the back is ALL illusion netting and the model walked very Paris Hilton Pelvis First, which make said netting very crumpled and wrinkly. It might not be so problematic on someone who wasn't close to doing a backbend (though she looks lovely head-on).

Tadashi Shoji - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014

Very basic, but pretty. There is a TV star somewhere who is going to wear this to the SAGs in case she gets one for Best Ensemble. Mark my words.

Tadashi Shoji - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014

This was spectacular in person and someone will not be able to resist wearing it to something, and I am worried it's not going to photograph as well as I'd like it to on the red carpet. There's also a long-sleeved version.

Tadashi Shoji - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014

Told you.

Tadashi Shoji - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014

This skirt -- it's a velvet top/metallic skirt --looked slightly more gunmetal in person and I actually think this is fabulous and I want Cate Blanchett to put it on her body.

Tadashi Shoji - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014

Somewhere, Michelle Dockery is making a mental note that she cannot allow herself to be talked into this lest she get endless Lady Mary jokes.

Tadashi Shoji - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014

Velvet and sleeves are so cozy for fall. I love seeing formal gowns that actually are seasonally appropriate.

Tadashi Shoji - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014

This is ALSO velvet and as lovely as the model is, I want to see it on a blonde. Someone let Margot Robbie know.

Tadashi Shoji - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014

And don't forget your red lip.

High Fugshion: Tadashi Shoji, New York Fashion Week Fall 2014
As I said to Heather when we walked out of this show, "SOMEONE's going to wear SOMETHING from that." Let's try to figure out who! [Photos: Getty]

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