> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # New York Fugshion Week: The Blonds and Rodarte - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/new-york-fugshion-week-the-blonds-and-rodarte/ - Published: 2013-02-14T20:00:37.000Z - Updated: 2013-09-20T00:40:10.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31 ## Rodarte - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/161598335_101.xml) You guys, I have no idea what was going on at Rodarte. NO IDEA. This is a clown's most intimate mistake. ## Rodarte - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/161598362_101.xml) And this is a clown's most intimate mistake after accidentally running it through the wash with its [Terrible Towels](https://www.fansedge.com/Pittsburgh-Steelers-Gold-Terrible-Towel-%5F908697420%5FPD.html?utm%5Fcontent=pla&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). ## Rodarte - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/02/161598329_101.jpg) The people who wear Rodarte -- your Natalie Portmans, Elle Fannings, Kirsten Dunsts, etc. -- would surely sooner eat a bucket of nails. ## Rodarte - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/02/161598301_101.jpg) This looks like Kim Kardashian for Rodarte. They'd call it Kardarte. ## Rodarte - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/161598341_101.xml) You know how in every ballet movie -- by which I mean, *Center Stage*, primarily, because it is THE ballet movie -- all the girls are always wearing a mad cacophony of layers? That's this. ## Rodarte - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/161598342_101.xml) Princess Leia discovers running tights. ## Rodarte - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/161598374_101.xml) Remember that time Woodstock got attacked by a giant molar? This dress does! ## Rodarte - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/161598382_101.xml) This isn't that bad, by comparison. WHAT DOES THAT SAY. (Maybe it's fine on its own merits; I don't know. I can't tell. I'm blind right now.) ## Rodarte - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/161598388_10.xml) If you fell down the endless curving ramp at the Guggenheim, this is the headache you'd have. ## Rodarte - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/02/161598435_10.jpg) You know, that skirt pattern isn't terrible, especially with the idea of a plain white bodice. But that PARTICULAR plain white bodice looks so SLOPPY. It's making me crazy. ## Rodarte - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/161598405_10.xml) I like to think they totally cocked up the top of the dress, and just went, "Screw it," and stapled a piece of white felt to it. ## Rodarte - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/02/161598411_10.jpg) Surely Miley Cyrus already owned this in 2011. ## The Blonds - Runway - Fall 2013 Fall 2013 MADE Fashion Week ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/161609540_10.xml) The Blonds is one of the best times at Fashion Week, because it is a PARTY. It's all costumes, not clothes. This is one of the designers, and she always closes the show in one of their best creations -- one year, it was a dress like a Chinese dragon, and this year, it was this catsuit. Now THAT is a finale. Why am I showing it to you first? Spoiler: JACK NICHOLSON. ## The Blonds - Runway - Fall 2013 Fall 2013 MADE Fashion Week ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/161609513_10.xml) It's a wearable noose. ## The Blonds - Runway - Fall 2013 Fall 2013 MADE Fashion Week ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/161609517_10.xml) This is sometimes what the belt rack looks like at The Gap. Except less artful. I am seriously fascinated by this. ## The Blonds - Runway - Fall 2013 Fall 2013 MADE Fashion Week ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/161609525_10.xml) The best part, though, is that hidden amid all the weird, there is some real, serious atristry here. ## The Blonds - Runway - Fall 2013 Fall 2013 MADE Fashion Week ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/161609528_10.xml) If I'm going to end up in a straitjacket, I do hope it's this one. ## The Blonds - Runway - Fall 2013 Fall 2013 MADE Fashion Week ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/161609533_10.xml) She did not break a sweat. I would have. ## CND For The Blonds: New York Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/161611938_10.xml) I miss Bai Ling, you guys. ## The Blonds - Runway - Fall 2013 Fall 2013 MADE Fashion Week ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/161609530_10.xml) I think Janet Leigh would be pleased. ## The Blonds - Runway - Fall 2013 Fall 2013 MADE Fashion Week ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/161609526_10.xml) My friend Grant gave me a knife off our registry when I got married, and his note was, "Every great marriage starts out with a good knife. And many end that way too." I love him. I should buy him this. ## CND For The Blonds: New York Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/161610240_10.xml) But this one made the night. It's the ACTUAL KNIFE on her chest that sells it. ## CND For The Blonds: New York Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/161612703_10.xml) This is, in fact, exactly how I felt about Rodarte. Thank you, Jack. You made a wonderful emotional button to this slideshow. [New York Fugshion Week: The Blonds and RodarteIt begins with crazy... and ends with Jack Nicholson's face on a MURDER DRESS. Happy Valentine's Day! \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/161598335_101.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/new-york-fugshion-week-the-blonds-and-rodarte-02-2013/)