The Blonds - Runway - Spring 2014 MADE Fashion Week Spring 2014
So, first, we heard Darth Vader breathing. And then a moonman came out and walked around for a while, and then started stripping. Which is totally what they do at NASA.
CND For The Blonds: New York Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2014 - Runway
Naturally, it was Philippe Blond. What I love about this show is that they don't hire random extras to be the spaceman stripper. They dive in themselves.
CND For The Blonds: New York Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2014 - Runway
It's really unusual to see an actual DRESS at The Blonds. We thought to ourselves, "Is this going to be a... gasp... totally regular show?"
CND For The Blonds: New York Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2014 - Runway
Nope.
CND For The Blonds: New York Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2014 - Runway
This is sort of like Hot Alien C3PO.
CND For The Blonds: New York Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2014 - Runway
The theme of the show was Tweety Bird, and if I'm not mistaken, those are all Tweety eyes. A COLLAGE of Tweety eyes. HE IS WATCHING.
CND For The Blonds: New York Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2014 - Runway
Did I mention the Tweety theme? Because it might be hard to discern.
CND For The Blonds: New York Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2014 - Runway
The day after the show, Britney's new album cover came out, and she's wearing this. I suspect it is heavily photoshopped, but still, it looks great, and Britney is EXACTLY the person who ought to be wearing The Blonds. And AT The Blonds. PLEASE GOD.
CND For The Blonds: New York Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2014 - Runway
This could be an homage to Sylvester...
CND For The Blonds: New York Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2014 - Runway
... or it could be Pepe Le Pew. Seriously. Either. Both.
CND For The Blonds: New York Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2014 - Runway
And then sometimes things were just iridescent fun.
CND For The Blonds: New York Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2014 - Runway
These boots were a freaking pleasure to watch come down a runway.
CND For The Blonds: New York Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2014 - Runway
When Seagulls Dive.
CND For The Blonds: New York Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2014 - Runway
BRITNEY. BRITNEY. BRITNEY. Katy Perry had her time. NOW IT'S YOU.