New York Fugshion Week: The Coats

Marc Jacobs

Well, this isn't glamorous or anything.

Rachel Zoe

You probably need an oxblood coat with bracelet-sleeves, right? I thought so.

Milly

And everyone needs a short little number to just throw on and be all casual.

Proenza Schouler

I just want to touch this. This is one of those coats where you literally can put it over a shitty Old Navy tank top and some jeans and then you suddenly look like a street style blogger. In other words, it is a coat that makes you Look Like You Care. I've decided that -- just as Sunglasses Make Everyone Look Better -- everyone needs a Coat That Makes You Look Like You Care. And by "everyone," clearly I mean me.

Jeremy Scott

I am wearing this right now. It's cozy.

J. Mendel

This is very ladylike.

Nanette Lepore

This looked more purple in person.

Michael Kors

For those days where nothing matches the rest of your outfit like a camo fur.

Michael Kors

We saw a lot of contrasting sleeves on coats this February, which taught me that I am really into contrasting sleeves.

Narciso Rodriguez

ORANGE.

Oscar De La Renta

Leaving aside the question of whether or not this fur is faux -- I mean, it's Oscar de la Renta, so I assume it's not, but you feel me -- OdlR never made anything that wasn't glamorous.

Dennis Basso

SPEAKING OF FUR. We had our bags checked at this show to make sure we weren't carrying paint balls, and I'm sure PETA totally does have it out for Dennis Basso. Also, Joan Collins was at this show. And I think we can all agree that Alexis Carrington Colby would TOTALLY WEAR THIS, presumably whilst choking someone out on an iceberg.

J.Crew

Hey, J Crew. I'm gonna keep on loving you.

Tory Burch

A friend described this season's Tory Burch show to me as "Tory Burch Has A Billion Dollars And Don't You Forget It."

Zero + Maria Cornejo

This is so slouchy and cool.

Thom Browne

I am desperate for someone to wear this to an event. Jessica Chastain, it might be chilly at the Oscars! Think about it.

3.1 Phillip Lim

The whole subtext of Phillip Lim was basically: COATS BUY SOME YOU NEED SOME COATS YOUR OWN COATS ARE TERRIBLE TRY A NEW COAT BY PHILLIP LIM.

3.1 Phillip Lim

You should really just look at the entire thing.

Karen Walker

I ALSO need the scarf.

Marc By Marc Jacobs

Not for nothing, but I also probably want this bag. Since we're spending fictional money.

Alice + Olivia

I'll also take the matching throw pillows.

Carolina Herrera

Who doesn't love stripes? People who are wrong.

Tommy Hilfiger Women's

Yes.

Cynthia Rowley

I am theoretically all about Winter White, even though my actual life is all about Spilling Coffee On Myself.

Diane Von Furstenberg

This reminds me of a coat I own, which a former coworker dubbed my "Dawn, Portrait of a Teenage Hooker Coat." That is not an insult. I love that coat. But it is kind of the coat you buy when you are a teenage hooker in the 70s and you're riding high on your sudden influx of cash.