> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # New York Fugshion Week: The Heart Truth Red Dress Show - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/new-york-fugshion-week-the-heart-truth-red-dress-show/ - Published: 2014-02-07T18:00:48.000Z - Updated: 2014-02-12T01:39:59.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37 ## Joan Van Ark in Mark Zunino ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/467416789_10.xml) There is a lot going on here that's unfortunate and confusing. LIke, say, ALL OF IT. ## Joan Van Ark ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/467424569_10.xml) And I keep thinking her derriere is sticking out a tongue at me, which is not the most attractive effect. By which I mean ASSES DON'T HAVE TONGUES. ## Ireland Baldwin in Donna Karan ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/467398233_10.xml) That dress may be the worst thing that's ever happened to a body. ## AnnaSophia Robb in Alice + Olivia ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/467430017_10.xml) However, she looked darling ,and I hope some show snaps her up very quickly and puts her to good use because she's also a good actress. We'll miss you, Young Carrie Bradshaw. ## Bella Thorne in Badgley Mischka ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/467424361_10.xml) Sure! Whatevs. It's by NO means the worst. It might be the dullest, but sometimes that's better than bad. I think my opinion might be colored by the fact that SHE is not that interesting to me, which is probably for the best, for her, because she's young and being a blank slate means she hasn't done anything insane yet. It's ALSO better to be a blank than a Bieber, I think. ## Alicia Quarles in Zac Posen ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/467424157_10.xml) I feel like this dress belongs instead in a Vagina Truth Red Dress Collection. ## Rutina Wesley in BCBG ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/467423933_10.xml) This is insanely unflattering, too. And look at her head! This dress is wasting that good face! ## Anika Noni Rose ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/467423857_10.xml) There was SO MUCH SHOWY POINTING at this event. At least she looks nice. ## Daphne Oz in Sarah Liller ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/467423737_10.xml) This dress's only redeeming feature may have been that a pregnant person wore it. Otherwise it's a curtain. ## Giada De Laurentiis in Carolina Herrera ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/467423683_10.xml) This had an all-lace back, if I remember correctly. it's fine. She kind of looks like the Barbie version of herself. ## Kat Graham in Mathieu Marino ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/467423567_10.xml) Bustier glued to leotard. ## Colbie Caillat in Nicole Miller ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/467422959_10.xml) Well, her HAIR is fantastic, and that's a victory many of us will never achieve, so SAVOR IT, COLBIE. Hot damn, that shit is healthy. ## Victoria Justice in Oscar de la Renta ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/467416383_10.xml) Gorgeous, AND she walked like a pro. ## Jill Hennessy in Dennis Basso ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/467406927_10.xml) Bride of Mr. Kool-Aid Man. Although if you were wondering what Jill has been up to lately, apparently the answer may be, "Lots of push-ups." ## Jill Hennessy in Dennis Basso ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/467416259_10.xml) I'll give it this: The dress might not be my bag, but it looks REALLY cool from behind. ## Lindsey Vonn in Cynthia Rowley ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/467415387_10.xml) The dress isn't great, but she's handling the injury gracefully, and the whole crowd cheered when she came out on her crutches. Do you think she's reading the tweets from Sochi and going, "THANK GOD"? ## Joan Jett in Catherine Malandrino ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/467407509_10.xml) This is fine and all, but I won't pull punches: She seemed DRUNK. She was really stumbly and kept making a face that looked like a cross between concentrating and meowing. ## Sasha Cohen in Marc Bouwer ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/467407033_10.xml) I actually LOVE the mad '80s drama of this sucker. And the color. ## Nene Leakes in Black Halo ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/467406905_10.xml) I can't with her, really. This wasn't great but I will give her that she walked out there like it was made of diamonds. ## Gina Torres in Marchesa ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/467406889_10.xml) Did Georgina Chapman take an old design and just microwave it? ## SUBWAY Restaurants Presents Go Red For Women - The Heart Truth Red Dress Collection Show 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/467396909_10.xml) These women --models Laura Jansen and Veronica Jacquez- are wearing dresses made from ACTUAL Subway wrappers and such, and they're both cooler than anything that came down the runway. I wish THAT had been the fashion show. [New York Fugshion Week: The Heart Truth Red Dress ShowLet's be honest: This show is always a hot mess. But it's an amusing hot mess to behold, which is always worth the time. I mean, would any of us have wanted to miss out on anything involving Valene Ewing and a PANTS CAPE? No. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/467416789_10.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/new-york-fugshion-week-the-heart-truth-red-dress-show-02-2014/)