Nanette Lepore - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
HELLO LOVER. I'll take the whole outfit, also.
Nanette Lepore - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
Ditto. Great pattern underneath, snuggly cardigan over top. Does it come with a shiraz?
J.Crew - Presentation - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
Bless J.Crew for coming through with a stripey one.
Clover Canyon - Presentation - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
I want that right now.
Pamella Roland - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
This wine cardigan is actually a sparkly DRESS. So you can party and then come home and do some comfy stress-drinking about all the SECRETS you learned at said party.
Rag & Bone Women's Collection - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
This might be too cropped to be a TRUE wine cardigan, but at least it looks comfortable.
Prabal Gurung - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
Prabal seems to want our wine cardigans to look more like draped blankets that double as bibs.
Rebecca Taylor - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
How cozy does THAT look?
Telfar - Presentaion - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
This is not a cardigan at ALL, but it made me laugh. I love the idea of Luke Skywalker being like, "These are my wine Jedi robes. When they go on, DON'T BOTHER ME unless you're bringing me a box of Franzia."
Billy Reid Men's - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
This is Mr. Rogers' wine cardigan.
Zero + Maria Cornejo - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
This is a fleecy wine cardigan/jacket thing. Don't drink red with it.
Zero + Maria Cornejo - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
This, considerately, is a short-sleeved wine cardigan for people who live in warmer climes but still need to do a lot of contemplative drinking.
Zero + Maria Cornejo - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
This is a wine ponchigan -- part poncho, part cardigan.
Prabal Gurung - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
I actually think this might be a coat, but I might just MAKE it a wine cardigan. A really, really warm one.
Billy Reid Men's - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
This is ALSO a coat, but again... it could be a wine duster. It's all about repurposing.
J.Crew - Presentation - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
Dammit, that might be a coat TOO. When I saw it I really thought it was a nubbly knit sweater. Y'all, I am so tired.
Wes Gordon - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
This is a wine cardigan with perfunctory buttons.
Steven Alan - Presentation - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
Pockets! For hiding reserve stashes of wine, in case you're wine-cardiganing with someone who drinks more than their share.
Steven Alan - Presentation - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
This is a mono-sleeved wine wrap. I guess if you need one arm to be... less warm? Maybe your corkscrew arm should be colder.
Steven Alan - Presentation - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
There is also a dual-sleeved version, though. Variety.
Ralph Lauren - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
It's a nice idea, but seriously, that sucker is begging to be ruined. Perhaps that's a vodka cardigan.