Zac Posen - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
This is the type of thing someone would wear if they wanted to be the VERY first person on the red carpet at the Emmys, because that's when the E! cameras are at their hungriest. And then Fan Bingbing will wear it to Cannes or something. She LOVES a giant skirt.
Zac Posen - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
That is graceful and lovely and I would like one in green. I always want things in green.
Zac Posen - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Let's discuss: With or without the hip hankies? Does that tie it together or is it a flourish too much? Also, Dita Von Teese should wear this.
Zac Posen - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
That skirt is LOVELY, and the sleeves really do chap my sweet tooth. Too much for me. A simple strapless or thin-strapped bodice, without the boob wrappings, would be my ideal.
Zac Posen - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Total palette cleanser. Wonderful deep red, and a great example of how sometimes simple IS the way to go, but this also feels like a break before more ruffles.
Zac Posen - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
AND THEN. Please, Christina Hendricks, DON'T DO IT.
Zac Posen - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
IT'S A BAD IDEA CHRISTINA YOU WILL LOOK LIKE A DRAPED OCCASIONAL TABLE.
Zac Posen - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Whereas this one looks like it was built for a bigger chest, and now it's just sort of off-duty, like a deflated bounce house. (Still, don't do this either, Christina. It's just too... Religious Order of Some Random Cult.)
Zac Posen - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
PRAISE ZOTHRO.
Zac Posen - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
I think that might be her actual hair, and not a piece. That is bold.
Zac Posen - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
I love Coco but I would have given her something more advanced to wear, because... she's Coco. This dress looks as if it's recently been put in a corner by its disapproving father, but will soon be rescued and asked to dance the mambo.
Zac Posen - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Too beer-wench.
Zac Posen - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
I would NOT turn my nose up at that for a wedding gown. Wow.
Zac Posen - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Love it. Truly gorgeous.
Zac Posen - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
That's good too. The next five months or so ought to be pretty fruitful for him.
Zac Posen - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
I just love the effect of seeing this straight-on -- you can see what crisp detailing it is.
Zac Posen - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
I just got the cold fear that Hendricks will fall for this in a long version.
Zac Posen - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
The bodice styling is not as effective with that neckline. It's so harness-like.
Zac Posen - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
I want to wear this all the time.
Zac Posen - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
The Stanford Tree Goes To The Prom.
Zac Posen - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
That would be great without the sleeves, also. I have never in my life wished I were a famous person, except to know what it's like to try these things on.