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# New York, You Have an Assignment
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/new-york-you-have-an-assignment-12-2025/
- Published: 2025-12-11T20:00:24.000Z
- Updated: 2025-12-11T06:29:31.000Z
- Description: Get thee to Hot Ice Cream.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:31

Yes, Tyra Banks is wearing a bad cap and a wig with unfortunate bangs, and the proportions of the outfit are weird, and she looks a bit like her own American Girl doll. But there is more important news to discuss. We've covered [Tyra Banks's would-be ice cream empire at length over at Drinks With Broads](https://drinkswithbroads.substack.com/p/hot-ice-cream-and-a-hotter-new-hq?utm%5Fsource=publication-search) \-- or, as "at length" as its own duration allows -- but until now, it's been out of reach. Her Smize & Dream flagship is in Sydney, Australia, and that is not a business trip I can take, although we did have one intrepid reader whose brother went and sampled it for her and determined that it's basically perfectly fine. HOWEVER! Tyra has gone semi-viral recently due to her latest wild idea, Hot Ice Cream -- not hot chocolate, not a milkshake, not immediately clear to anyone other than her -- and now she has brought it to a variety of locations in Manhattan. Do I know which? [I do not! She is maddeningly vague on this](https://people.com/tyra-banks-reacts-to-hot-ice-cream-going-viral-exclusive-11866042?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)! But to the Fug Nationals who are in New York or its surrounding region, and want to do some Googling and exploring, PLEASE go sample it and report back. *Is* it a magical new creation? *Are* people going to steal this concept if she had waited until Winter 2026 to bring it to us? Does it make you smize and/or have dreams? Please go forth, intrepid explorers, and find it and sip it and report back from the front lines.

###### \[Photo: Manny Carabel/Getty Images\]