Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
Hello. I want to wear this entire thing. Thank you and goodbye.
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
I just realized that I HAVE a pair of gold booties already. YOU GUYS AM I ACCIDENTALLY ON TREND?
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
It's always exciting when you realize that a show is going to involve A LOT of lamé.
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
I'm never going to argue against a caftan, as you know.
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
It's kind of fun to see all this lamé, juxtaposted with all this 90s business. Also: I think those are nose rings they're wearing, not tiny droopy mustaches.
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
This jacket is rad.
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
This is super wearable. If I were a stylist, I'd pull this for all kinds of women.
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
I might pass on this one.
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
This hat makes these feel kinda like...CAFTANS FOR REVOLUTIONARIES. That's timely.
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
Not for nothing, but these patent leather booties are also great.
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
I hope you like pumpkin color, because you are about to see a lot of it. (I hope this color comes back for real, because it looks great on me and if it's not on trend, it's IMPOSSIBLE TO GET.)
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
This feels a bit like a parachute was involved in its DNA.
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
PRETTY.
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
I enjoy how many of these allow for ample snacking.
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
Also, velvet is officially still happening. George Costanza will be thrilled.
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
Shall we discuss the turtleneck as a layering item? (I love turtlenecks, although they sort of annoy my neck.)
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
Very sporty.
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
NOT sporty at all.
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
This is kinda groovy. I am undecided on the crescent moon earrings.
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
Gonna just try this with the throw on my sofa, TBH.
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
I sort of want to see this on Helen Mirren.
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
When your white shirt ATTACKS!
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
Honestly, you guys. The inside of these coats are like duvets! I NEED.
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
And we've moved into the Upscale 90s Neutral Sweater Dress portion of the evening.
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
...everything about this is perplexing to me, but it does look cozy.
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
Pass.
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
HARD PASS.
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
I don't know what happened, but all of a sudden I might be in Upscale 90s Neutral Sweater Dress.
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
I die for those boots.
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
Everything is so SLOUCHY!
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
Suddenly, a heat wave!
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
Are those pants? Do I still like them?
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
I cannot lie. There IS something appealing about walking around in a velvet sack.
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
This seems like as good a place as any to confess that I have been wearing leggings around the house a LOT lately, as if I've just come from the gym. I have not. And ergo, these sweater leggings DO look appealing.
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
This shirt will cause women in cry as they try to figure out how to put it on.
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
I need this swobe for when I'm wandering around the house tweeting in all caps!
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
I cannot with any of this, but...
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
...WINE CARDIGAN AHOY.
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
This one took a wee left turn into What If We Just Wore A Whole Pile Of Random Fabric?
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
This really only works if you're a Super Kooky Old Lady, which I hope we all one day may be.
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
When you're too busy to even put your arms through the sleeves of your wine cardigan.
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
I feel like Parker Posey could wear this entire thing.
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
And that Naomie Harris would look beautiful in this.
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
Are those leather pantaloons?
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
This is a little...clinical even for me.
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
This is VERY cool, though. I feel like this will totally end up on some hot young chic actress. This seems like it might be in Kristen Stewart's wheelhouse now, for example.
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
Maybe a no-go on a pinafore sitch.
Nicholas K Fall/Winter 2017 Runway Show
Occasionally, these are getting High Fashion Pirate but I have to admit, I want to touch the velvet.
