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# Nicole Fugzinger
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/nicole-fugzinger-2-10-2012/
- Published: 2012-10-03T20:00:32.000Z
- Updated: 2012-10-03T06:33:57.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

Here is one of the reasons I don't get this whole aesthetic: If you want to wear an LBD so badly, just WEAR ONE.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/10/ben_caring_04_wenn4109236.jpg "Nicole Scherzinger")](https://gofugyourself.com/nicole-fugzinger-2-10-2012/ben-caring-birthday-031012?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

This is like hanging sheer drapes over the window and then being all, "Okay, the windows are covered; let's make like R. Kelly and have sex in the kitchen, over by the stove. Yeah." It's a technicality, and not even really an attractive or stylish one. Just a very depressed doily, which will be all the sadder about its life once it succumbs to the R. Kelly earworm I just planted. Call us even.

\[Photo: WENN\]