Nicole Kidman at the 2017 SAG Awards

The 23rd Annual SAG Awards - Arrivals

52298410 Celebrities at the 23rd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards held at The Shrine Auditorium in January 29, 2017. Celebrities at the 23rd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards held at The Shrine Auditorium in January 29, 2017. Pictured: Nicole Kidman FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE

You can't say she didn't try to bring us some whimsy!

Nicole Kidman in Gucci at the 2017 SAG Awards

52298411 Celebrities at the 23rd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards held at The Shrine Auditorium in January 29, 2017. Celebrities at the 23rd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards held at The Shrine Auditorium in January 29, 2017. Pictured: Nicole Kidman FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE

I might secretly love this a little bit. If I came across this in a vintage Etsy shop, and it was a top, I'd buy it and never wear it outside my home, but I WOULD enjoy seeing it hanging in my closet.

Nicole Kidman in Gucci at the 2017 SAG Awards

52298414 Celebrities at the 23rd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards held at The Shrine Auditorium in January 29, 2017. Celebrities at the 23rd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards held at The Shrine Auditorium in January 29, 2017. Pictured: Nicole Kidman, Keith Urban FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE

First: I do NOT want Nicole and Keith to break up. HOWEVER: there is an rumor -- merely a rumor!!! -- that Nicole and Hot Hot Dev Patel had a fling during their press tour for Lion and...I can't blame her for that, really. Have you seen him lately? Anyway, I'm sure Nicole loves Keith and this photo screams I LOVE YOU KEITH.

Nicole Kidman at the Producers Guild Awards

52297696 28th Annual Producers Guild Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California on 1/28/17. 28th Annual Producers Guild Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California on 1/28/17. Nicole Kidman FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

ALL THAT SAID: if it comes down to a choice between a green sequined, toucan-embellished frock that wouldn't be out of place in a Formals By Lisa Frank diffusion line, and something that you might wear to marry a man you vaguely dislike (also, mind you, in the 80s), well...I'm going with the birds. It's not even a difficult choice. Bird me.