NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 24: Kim Kardashian attends the Nike SKIMS "Bodies At Work" launch celebration at Nike House of Innovation on September 24, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/WireImage)
This all looks so cheap; it's not exorbitant, but it's not discount, either. And it just... isn't outerwear to me.
Serena Williams
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 24: Serena Williams attends the Nike SKIMS "Bodies At Work" launch celebration at Nike House of Innovation on September 24, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/WireImage)
Serena appears in some of the ads, judging by her instagram. I can't tell if this is a mismatched shiny black, or navy, but it looks odd. Trust pants, Serena!
Martha Stewart
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 24: Martha Stewart attends the Nike SKIMS "Bodies At Work" launch celebration at Nike House of Innovation on September 24, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/WireImage)
God bless Martha for not participating in the spandex-as-formalwear shenanigans.
Kris Jenner
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 24: Kris Jenner is seen on September 24, 2025 at a special presentation of NikeSkims at the New York Public Library in New York City. (Photo by XNY/Star Max/GC Images)
Her ski goggles go so nicely with the garbage-bag pants and terrible hoodie.
Khloe Kardashian
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 24: Khloe Kardashian is seen on September 24, 2025 at a special presentation of NikeSkims at the New York Public Library in New York City. (Photo by XNY/Star Max/GC Images)
All of these are SO TIGHT, which I get if it's meant to be shapewear, but all the bras underneath it just get showcased in the weirdest ways. And it bears repeating that NONE of these sunglasses are doing the lord's work.
Kim
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 24: Kim Kardashian is seen on September 24, 2025 at a special presentation of NikeSkims at the New York Public Library in New York City. (Photo by XNY/Star Max/GC Images)
Also, both of the things Kim wore are perilously close to giving her a crotch-wedgie. PASS.
Nike SKIMS "Bodies At Work" Performance
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 24: NikeSKIMS dancers perform at the NikeSKIMS "Bodies at Work" event at the New York Public Library on September 24, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Valerie Terranova/Getty Images)
During the day, a ton of models in Skims gathered on the steps of the New York Public Library and did a bunch of coordinated stretches for an audience. I guess... to prove they could? I can't imagine what this all cost. I wish the NYPL had put library cards in their hands for some free promo.
Nike SKIMS "Bodies At Work" Performance
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 24: NikeSKIMS dancers perform at the NikeSKIMS "Bodies at Work" event at the New York Public Library on September 24, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Valerie Terranova/Getty Images)
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 24: NikeSKIMS dancers perform at the NikeSKIMS "Bodies at Work" event at the New York Public Library on September 24, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Valerie Terranova/Getty Images)
I HOPE this is about to become the Spaceballs salute; otherwise, what was it all for.
