Nikki Reed in Naeem Khan at the 2017 Golden Globes

Nikki Reed in Naeem Khan

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 08: Actress Nikki Reed attends The 2017 InStyle and Warner Bros. 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards Post-Party at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 8, 2017 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by John Sciulli/Getty Images for InStyle)

It's like she came to her fitting and was like, "what do you have that's both a formal gown AND show off my amazing abs? NO CROP TOPS. Go!"

Nikki Reed in Naeem Khan

52277987 Celebrities attend the 18th Annual Post-Golden Globes Party hosted by Warner Bros. Pictures and InStyle at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 8, 2017 in Beverly Hills, California. Celebrities attend the 18th Annual Post-Golden Globes Party hosted by Warner Bros. Pictures and InStyle at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 8, 2017 in Beverly Hills, California. Pictured: Nikki Reed FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

I honestly just find this entire thing very DISTRACTING. If the mid-section bit had been straight across, even, I might have been into this. But the curved sides makes her look like she's wearing two sparkly bathmats attached with screen door shavings.

Nikki Reed in Naeem Khan

attends the 18th Annual Post-Golden Globes Party hosted by Warner Bros. Pictures and InStyle at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 8, 2017 in Beverly Hills, California.

But my favorite part of this? It's that this shot makes her look like she's secretly wearing her favorite pair of platform flip-flops from 2007.