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# Noah Cyrus Is Here To Remind You That You Haven't Seen Miley In Ages
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/noah-cyrus-is-here-to-remind-you-that-you-havent-seen-miley-in-ages-02-2017/
- Published: 2017-02-08T21:00:46.000Z
- Updated: 2017-02-08T07:36:35.000Z
- Description: She's got a single out, too.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: WTF, John Galliano, transparency, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:51

Well, Miley Cyrus HAS been taking a break from the public eye lately, and we all know nature abhors a vacuum. So along comes Noah, with an album coming out called *NC-17* (for her initials and age, the year 2017, and the rating; it's deep as a forest moon), and a ridiculous John Galliano that will make you think, "Huh. I thought the world had finished its parade of celebrity Cyrus spawn." As best as I can tell, not much is new with this updated operating system; [hearing her single](https://www.etonline.com/music/202904%5Fnoah%5Fcyrus%5Freleases%5Fdebut%5Fsingle%5Fmake%5Fme%5Fcry%5Flisten/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), I'd have assumed it was Miley -- or, Miley before the voice lessons that got her hitting those "Wrecking Ball" notes (that's not an insult; she clearly did a lot of work there and now she has pretty impressive pipes) -- had the Internet not told me otherwise. So I guess... second verse, same as the first? Time, and granny pants, will tell.

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