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LOS ANGELES, CA - MAY 07: Singer Noah Cyrus attends the 2017 MTV Movie And TV Awards at The Shrine Auditorium on May 7, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images)

This has a Halsey vibe to it, but as much as Halsey's needed (among other things) a shirt, this one is weirdly style-free. It's just... there. It says nothing other than that she might want to do yoga in her jammies once she gets bored of Law & Order reruns.

LOS ANGELES, CA - MAY 07: Singer Noah Cyrus performs onstage during the 2017 MTV Movie And TV Awards at The Shrine Auditorium on May 7, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

On-stage, looking like a college kid who came home from a night out and only changed half her outfit before calling Papa John's for 3 a.m. breadsticks, Noah sang some song about the joys of a one-nighter that also included repeating "I don't give a f*ck" over and over again. Which is RIGHT out of Miley's shock value playbook. The song isn't great but I think if Miley had sung it, maybe it'd take; Noah doesn't have her sister's pipes. Maybe she'll get there?

LOS ANGELES, CA - MAY 04: Noah Cyrus attends the 2017 MTV Movie And TV Awards Press Junket on May 4, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

The fact that she loves sweatpants is the most relatable thing about her.

at Coachella

INDIO, CA - APRIL 23: Singer Noah Cyrus performs with Marshmello at the Sahara Tent during day 3 of the Coachella Valley Music And Arts Festival (Weekend 2) at the Empire Polo Club on April 23, 2017 in Indio, California. (Photo by Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images for Coachella)

This is making me long for a gymnastics rave.

INDIO, CA - APRIL 23: Noah Cyrus performs with Marshmello at the Sahara Tent during day 3 of the Coachella Valley Music And Arts Festival (Weekend 2) at the Empire Polo Club on April 23, 2017 in Indio, California. (Photo by Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images for Coachella)

Obviously she also wore a bucket over her head.

LA QUINTA, CA - APRIL 16: Founder and CEO of Cannabinoid Water Jordan Schlosser and Noah Cyrus attend the KALEIDOSCOPE: REFRESH presented by Cannabinoid Water on April 16, 2017 in La Quinta, California. (Photo by Joe Scarnici/Getty Images for Kaleidoscope )

And a giant scrunchie as a shirt. Or as a bra. AS BOTH. SCRUNCHIES ARE FOR DISCOUNT ACCESSORY RACKS, GIRL, NOT LADYRACKS.

Noah Cyrus: Not As Bad As You Fear... Today, Anyway
But still not good.

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