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# Not EVERYTHING Taylor Swift Touches Turns to Gold
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/not-everything-taylor-swift-touches-turns-to-gold-11-2024/
- Published: 2024-11-12T15:00:26.000Z
- Updated: 2024-11-11T20:30:03.000Z
- Description: Like this outfit.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:27

I'm sure a certain corner of the Internet will sense a tremor in the force and come tell me I'm a jealous slob, so I will try to allay their concerns by pointing out that I am not a Hater, but it *has* to be said: This is terrible. It's chaotic. It's "Oom Pah Pah" from *Oliver!,* served stone-cold. Her stylist does a nice job with the tour fashion, but for all other appearances, I think she needs to change it up. Lately, her clothes very rarely feel like anything *but* a costume, and half the time they're overwhelming her -- which should be hard, given that she's got a lot of confidence and personal charisma and she's a total babe. And yet.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/11/GettyImages-2183822872-1731355919.jpg "Celebrity Sightings In New York City - November 08, 2024")

I can't get over how clumsy this migraine of an outfit looks on her, a flop abetted by the gym hair and a mediocre purse choice. I'm not even sure I think the shoes entirely do the job? And I don't buy that she is too busy to be fussed about it right now, because you don't dial up a Vivienne Westwood for dinner with Zoe Kravitz if you don't care that you're going to be seen -- and all her Chiefs outfits (I am hoping to round those up when the season ends) are purposeful as well. I think it's just time for a reboot. Whenever she's ready, she should pay Law through the nose to come hit the reset button and Celine the shit out of her. Doesn't have to be exactly *that*, of course. But for someone whose tour has smashed all these records and has created all these dress-up traditions among fans, AND spawned an entire app where people predict which stage outfits she'll wear on a given night, Taylor's fashion too often plunges far short of legendary and I think a new era is in order.

###### \[Photos: Aeon/GC Images\]