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At Armani: Cate Blanchett

This entire slideshow got eaten in our migration, so I apologize. Here, I believe I lamented the crests and troughs: Glasses aren't great, jacket and blouse bring it back, then the pants cut is sub-optimal but the boots are funky. Pants will be a recurring problem herein.

Amber Valletta

This all feels like Plan C.

Charlene of Monaco

MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 22: Charlene Wittstock attends the Giorgio Armani show during Milan Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2018 on September 22, 2017 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Venturelli/WireImage)

Seriously, are Clothes That Were Cut For Someone Else Entirely a thing now?

At Gucci: Dakota Johnson

MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 20: Dakota Johnson arrives at the Gucci show during Milan Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2018 on September 20, 2017 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images for Gucci)

I love this crazy loud thing on her. It's arguably the cutest Gucci she's been given.

Salma Hayek

MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 20: Salma Hayek arrives at the Gucci show during Milan Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2018 on September 20, 2017 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images for Gucci)

And she seems to be normalizing, too, right? It's been a much better year after last year's tornado of cray.

Soko

MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 20: Soko arrives at the Gucci show during Milan Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2018 on September 20, 2017 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images for Gucci)

She looks like the luggage version of Luke Wilson in The Royal Tenenbaums.

Hari Nef

MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 20: Hari Nef arrives at the Gucci show during Milan Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2018 on September 20, 2017 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images for Gucci)

I mean, yes, technically purses CAN be worn as necklaces...

Serayah in Blumarine

** RIGHTS: ONLY UNITED STATES, AUSTRALIA, NEW ZEALAND ** Milan, ITA - The Blumarine fashion show front row during Milan Women's Fashion Week in Milan, Italy. Pictured: Serayah BACKGRID USA 23 SEPTEMBER 2017 USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication*

I need this half-removed coat thing to go away. WEAR IT OR DON'T.

Alessandra Ambrosio in Julien Macdonald

** RIGHTS: ONLY UNITED STATES, AUSTRALIA, NEW ZEALAND ** Milan, ITA - Celebrities pose on the amFAR red carpet at the amFAR Awards 2017 in Milan, Italy. Pictured: Alessandra Ambrosio BACKGRID USA 21 SEPTEMBER 2017 USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication*

She and Heidi Klum very much share tastes. I thought this was going to be Versace that Heidi had already worn, but... turns out Heidi's was Kors. Everyone is everyone else.

Karolina Kurkova in Missoni

** RIGHTS: ONLY UNITED STATES, AUSTRALIA, NEW ZEALAND ** Milan, ITA - Celebrities pose on the amFAR red carpet at the amFAR Awards 2017 in Milan, Italy. Pictured: Karolina Kurkova BACKGRID USA 21 SEPTEMBER 2017 USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication*

Her feet look like they're at a masquerade.

Hailey Baldwin in Missoni

** RIGHTS: ONLY UNITED STATES, AUSTRALIA, NEW ZEALAND ** Milan, ITA - Celebrities pose on the amFAR red carpet at the amFAR Awards 2017 in Milan, Italy. Pictured: Hailey Baldwin BACKGRID USA 21 SEPTEMBER 2017 USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication*

That's gorgeous, even with an eau d'Astroturf about it.

Sara Sampaio in D&G

** RIGHTS: ONLY UNITED STATES, BRAZIL, CANADA ** Milan, ITALY - Portuguese model Sara Sampaio leaving the Dolce & Gabbana Show during Milan Fashion Week, Women SS 2018 Pictured: Sara Sampaio BACKGRID USA 24 SEPTEMBER 2017 USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication*

Sigh.

Sara Sampaio

** RIGHTS: ONLY UNITED STATES, BRAZIL, CANADA ** Milan, ITALY - Guests and models spotted leaving the 2018 S/S Bottega Veneta show in Milan, Italy. Pictured: Sara Sampaio BACKGRID USA 23 SEPTEMBER 2017 USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication*

That is slouchy-cool, though, in a way only a model can really achieve.

Emily Ratajkowski in Bottega Veneta

** RIGHTS: ONLY UNITED STATES, BRAZIL, CANADA ** Milan, ITALY - Guests and models spotted leaving the 2018 S/S Bottega Veneta show in Milan, Italy. Pictured: Emily Ratajkowski BACKGRID USA 23 SEPTEMBER 2017 USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication*

Oh look this even has a special belly-button window.

** RIGHTS: ONLY UNITED STATES, BRAZIL, CANADA ** Milan, ITALY - Guests and models spotted leaving the 2018 S/S Bottega Veneta show in Milan, Italy. Pictured: Emily Ratajkowski BACKGRID USA 23 SEPTEMBER 2017 USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication*

The back does not change my impression that this should be in someone's bridal trousseau and nowhere else.

Noteworthy Celebs at Milan Fashion Week
Led by Cate Blanchett.

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