> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # November Vogues, Part 1 - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/november-vogues-part-1/ - Published: 2020-12-01T14:46:12.000Z - Updated: 2020-12-01T07:55:06.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:09 ## 1910 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19101101-1606780143.jpg) "There is nothing AUTHORITATIVE about not being able to find a damned taxi," she sniffed. ## 1910 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19101115-1606780137.jpg) "So THEN Sybil screamed at a policeman on horseback and he gave her a ride all the way uptown and two days later she left her husband." ## 1911 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19111101-1606780131.jpg) "When I asked for a bird, I didn't picture something so... BORING. I pictured something more... like a horse, but graceful." ## 1911 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19111115-1606780125.jpg) LSD is a hell of a drug. ## 1912 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19121101-1606780119.jpg) "The nape of my neck is sneezing, but otherwise I've never been better, darling." ## 1912 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19121115-1606780112.jpg) Peyote is a hell of a drug. ## 1913 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19131101-1606780106.jpg) Nice try, Maleficent, but we can tell it's you. ## 1913 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19131115-1606780100.jpg) Ecstasy is a hell of a drug. ## 1914 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19141101-1606780094.jpg) "Do I have to EAT the fruit before I wear it?" ## 1914 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19141115-1606780088.jpg) Fragranced ethanol at the local beauty counter is a hell of a drug. ## 1915 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19151101-1606780082.jpg) "I've so enjoyed our time together, but do you think it's time we remove the stitches?" ## 1915 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19151115-1606780076.jpg) I'd like to understand the physics of what that pink thing is doing. ## 1916 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19161101-1606780070.jpg) "Worst holiday photo ever." ## 1916 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19161115-1606780064.jpg) Ursula the Sea Witch had to start SOMEWHERE. ## 1917 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19171101-1606780059.jpg) The words say VIVE LA FRANCE, but the image says, "I SHALL SUP ON YOUR LIVERS." ## 1917 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19171115-1606780052.jpg) It was a bit prickly-looking for a sex toy, but Roberta figured it couldn't be any worse than Alvin, who'd learned what to do from pictures in a magazine he'd read upside-down. ## 1918 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19181101-1606780047.jpg) "It's a fundraiser for my foundation, Left Side Permachill Syndrome." ## 1918 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19181115-1606780041.jpg) This cover was dedicated to the promise of France coming back to life once the war ended. It's lovely. ## 1919 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19191101-1606780035.jpg) "Oh, stop playing coy with the handwarmer and climb onto me, you tomcat." ## 1919 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19191115-1606780030.jpg) "Camping was invented by SHITHEADS." ## 1920 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19201101-1606780024.jpg) I guess they didn't plow the streets during this minimalist blizzard. ## 1920 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19201115-1606780018.jpg) "If you can marry a Schuyler, you're rich, son." "Is it a question of IF, Burr, or which one?" ## 1921 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19211101-1606780013.jpg) "Don't bother me. I'm still hatching out of my cocoon." ## 1921 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19211115-1606780008.jpg) Dracula threw the WORST parties when during his vegan phase. ## 1922 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19221101-1606780002.jpg) At the sound of her children on the stairs, Hilda panicked and tried to hide Santa with her skirt so that no one would know he'd been giving her eleven pipers' worth of piping. ## 1922 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19221115-1606779996.jpg) "Feet? Ugh, they're so 1921." ## 1923 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19231101-1606779990.jpg) "Where do I end, and the couch begins?" she wondered, not realizing that in 2020 we'd all be having the same exact worry. ## 1923 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19231115-1606779985.jpg) "A railing for dogs! How adorable," Maude thought, ten seconds before she spun too fast and toppled to the street below. ## 1924 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19241101-1606779980.jpg) "Goodbye Maude," Juliette wept. "I shall miss the way you sneered at safety precautions." ## 1924 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19241115-1606779974.jpg) Hallucinogens plus your large intestine = this cover. ## 1925 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19251101-1606779969.jpg) "On the count of ten, turn around. First to hurl her martini gets to wear the dress." ## 1925 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19251115-1606779963.jpg) "Dear God," she breathed. "I've done it. I've discovered eyebrows that are timeless and magnificent and will never ever go out of style." ## 1926 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19261101-1606779958.jpg) Worst. Murder mystery party. Ever. ## 1926 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19261115-1606779953.jpg) "Well it takes a LOT of plucking but I'm still absolutely slaying the brow trend." ## 1927 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19271101-1606779948.jpg) This is weird but I love it. She's like a trippy forest nymph. ## 1927 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19271115-1606779942.jpg) "Sometimes... in a darker moment... I do dream of a life when I'm not plucking all the time..." ## 1928 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19281110-1606779937.jpg) "Okay, who had $50 on Karen getting on the couch before 10 p.m.?" ## 1928 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19281124-1606779932.jpg) "The lost hours I have spent maintaining these goddamn eyebrows are hours I could have spent SEEING THE WORLD, MY GOD." ## 1929 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19291123-1606779922.jpg) I love this. I keep expecting her to pull away her hand and see a print there. ## 1930 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19301110-1606779917.jpg) Buy this magazine and you, too, can look expensively bored. ## 1930 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19301124-1606779912.jpg) "Surprise, bitches. I didn't die in that fire AFTER ALL." ## 1931 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19311101-1606779906.jpg) What even IS this? Fashion week for shriveled ghosts? ## 1931 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19311115-1606779900.jpg) I appreciate that this disembodied hand model does not NAB. ## 1932 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19321101-1606779895.jpg) You're looking out the wrong window, madam. ## 1933 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19331101-1606779883.jpg) "I could SWEAR that's Muffet Van Der Woodsen over there with -- no, don't LOOK, Deidre, it's gauche to gossip." ## 1933 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19331115-1606779878.jpg) "Tell them. Tell the children. Tell them all... you live by the pluck, you die by the pluck." ## 1934 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19341101-1606779872.jpg) And so she perished, her tweezer hand frozen by mother time into a gnarled claw, her youthful face preserved exactly as she imagined: in a jar, brows thin, where she could sit on the mantel and teach the coming generations not to overpluck or else pay the price." ## 1934 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19341115-1606779866.jpg) This feels awfully bleak. ## 1935 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19351101-1606779861.jpg) "I call it, 'Ugh, EXHAUSTING.' Do you like it?" ## 1935 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19351115-1606779855.jpg) This evening clearly took a sexy turn. ## 1936 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19361101-1606779850.jpg) The 1936 equivalent of Millie Bobby Brown really HATED her groom and was not at all sorry when he accidentally made his nightly cocktail with Clorox. ## 1936 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19361115-1606779844.jpg) Fabulous. I love the cape. ## 1937 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19371101-1606779839.jpg) It wasn't SUPPOSED to be a Make Your Own Fascinator party, but then Tripp brought out the absinthe, and you know how THAT goes. ## 1937 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19371115-1606779834.jpg) This is a very dramatic memorial chair. ## 1938 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19381101-1606779828.jpg) She took one last look at the portrait, the signs of aging already spreading across her face, and shoved it under her bed. The devil had won. ## 1938 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19381115-1606779823.jpg) "So I put my HANDS UP, they're PLAYIN' MY SONG, the butterflies fly awayyyyyy...." ## 1939 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19391101-1606779818.jpg) This really does feel very, "War? WHAT WAR? LET'S DANCE." ## 1939 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19391115-1606779812.jpg) She could SMELL her own villainy. It was intoxicating. ## 1940 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19401101-1606779807.jpg) "Best Man really is an apt title," she panted. ## 1940 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19401115-1606779802.jpg) I love how mischievous she looks. ## 1941 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19411101-1606779796.jpg) "... I'm actually stuck? Can someone untie this?" ## 1942 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19421101-1606779791.jpg) This is SO creepy to me. ## 1942 ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2020/11/19421115-1606779785.jpg) Those are indeed some old f'ing questions. ## 1943 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19431101-1606782550.jpg) I TOLD HER not to put her head in an inflatable globe, but she didn't listen, and now look. ## 1943 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19431115-1606782556.jpg) What a weird way of saying, "Vogue turns 50." ## 1944 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19441101-1606782563.jpg) This cover really does scream, "It's not about her, it's about whether the man will look at her." ## 1944 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19441115-1606782568.jpg) You do NOT want to cross this woman or society WILL expel you. ## 1945 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/19451101-1606782574.jpg) Look for a new doll and epic story, "Her Best Friend Was a Mannequin," this winter from American Girl. 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