Kelly Rowland at Houghton

WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING HERE?

Phoebe Tonkin and Giada DeLaurentiis at BCBG

"Hi. We both have gigantic heads."

Alyssa Milano at Marissa Webb

I'm just going to say it: This is NOT WORKING OUT with your stylist. You're wearing a TIE. This is ABSURD.

Carrie Preston, some random from Twilight, and Alyssa Milano at Tadashi Shoji

I've never seen a celebrity front row with this much wiggle room. Also, additional evidence pointing to Alyssa needing a new stylist: she's wearing a ball gown at 2pm.

Adrienne Bailon at Desigual

I DO like this haircut on her?

Samira Wiley at BCBG

This color is lovely on her, if a bit on the nose, but I wish the tunic top didn't look like something she could use as an apron in a pinch.

Colton Haynes, Zachary Quinto, and Bryan Greenberg at Richard Chai

"Hey! Two-thirds of us just rolled out of bed!"

Cory Kennedy and Leigh Lezark at Richard Chai

"Hey! What season is this, again?"

AnnaSophia Robb at Houghton

She;s adorable and the person who put her in this might hate her.

New York Fugshion Week: Celebs of Day One

DAY ONE DOWN! Click through the slideshow to check out all the yahoos we eyeballed, and some of the ones we didn't, but get the real scoop via our coverage over at The Cut: Alyssa Milano seemed cranky at Tadashi Shoji, but maybe she and Carrie Preston (adorable) are just in a feud. We talked to Orange Is the New Black's Samira Wiley (she pays Poussey) at BCBG, and she is a lovely delight and was ALSO WEARING ORANGE. It's true. It IS the new black. There were SO MANY DUDES at Richard Chai. One of them was Spock, one of them was on One Tree Hill.