Sofia Carson

This feels like it's going for Movie Star Attends Funeral of Major Studio Head Back In The Days When They Called Them Pictures. The gown seems SO carefully arranged, too, like the illusion will be broken the second she has to move.

Truth be told, I think this is overpowering her a little, but I am entertained.

She changed into this to sing, which feels RIGHT up her alley. Giant skirt, giant shoulders, strange diamond intestinal knot.

Mykal Kilgore

I don't know what everyone sang -- he performed more than one, and one of those was of DeBarge's "Rhythm of the Night"...

... but I'm gonna assume THIS photo is from that performance.

Ariana DeBose

This is all fine. We'll never remember it and that's okay.

I did for a hot second think she was wearing a HUGE HAT, but it's just the guy behind her. I also wish she were not so committed to her bangs being in her eyes, and ultimately like the first dress better.

Angelique Kidjo

I LOVE these colors.

Shoshana Bean

Shoshanna is singing the precious Diane Warren gem, "I'll Be Your Ottoman."

Storm Large

No joke, I have Storm's rendition of "Where Is My Mind" and her original "Lady Like" from when she was on the reality show Rock Star, and one of them JUST came up the other day and I thought, "I wonder where she is now." The universe provides! I'm not sure what went awry below her knees though.

Taylor Dayne

She looks nice! (Diane wrote "I'll Be Your Shelter" and "Love Will Lead You Back.")

Micaela Diamond

Micaela was Tony-nominated recently for Parade, which sheds no light on what she sang. Let's assume she performed that majestic smash hit, "Curls, Curls, Curls." In a dress where you can see her underpants.

I appreciate that she threw herself into it; I just hope everything stayed wrangled behind her criss-crosses. It's looking perilous from here.

Sofia Carson Is So Reliably OTT

Truly, it's a pleasure.