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Kim Kardashian in Versace

AmfAR 2019 New York Gala at Cipriani Wall Street - Red Carpet Arrivals Featuring: Kim Kardashian West Where: New York, New York, United States When: 07 Feb 2019 Credit: Ivan Nikolov/WENN.com

There are some times when, even if I dislike the outfit, I have to admit to myself that Kim Kardashian wears it well. This is not one of those times. She, in fact, looks absurd, like a junior level Cher wannabe who doesn't actually understand Cher.

Kourtney Kardashian in Versace

AmfAR 2019 New York Gala at Cipriani Wall Street - Red Carpet Arrivals Featuring: Kourtney Kardashian Where: New York, New York, United States When: 07 Feb 2019 Credit: Ivan Nikolov/WENN.com

That's at least an improvement.

Nicky Hilton in OdlR

AmfAR 2019 New York Gala at Cipriani Wall Street - Red Carpet Arrivals Featuring: Nicky Hilton Rothschild Where: New York, New York, United States When: 07 Feb 2019 Credit: Ivan Nikolov/WENN.com

This is okay, but does it fit her strangely on the left side of this photo?

Victoria Justice in Nedret Taciroglu

AmfAR 2019 New York Gala at Cipriani Wall Street - Red Carpet Arrivals Featuring: Victoria Justice Where: New York, New York, United States When: 07 Feb 2019 Credit: Ivan Nikolov/WENN.com

Of course. Of COURSE it can't just be a skirt. It has to have winky secrets.

Heidi Klum in Paolo Sebastian

AmfAR 2019 New York Gala at Cipriani Wall Street - Red Carpet Arrivals Featuring: Heidi Klum Where: New York, New York, United States When: 07 Feb 2019 Credit: Ivan Nikolov/WENN.com

Someone should tell her chest that pushing and shoving aren't polite.

Milla Jovovich

AmfAR 2019 New York Gala at Cipriani Wall Street - Red Carpet Arrivals Featuring: Milla Jovovich Where: New York, New York, United States When: 07 Feb 2019 Credit: Ivan Nikolov/WENN.com

Ah, a beacon of sense.

Bar Refaeli

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/REX/Shutterstock (10095653eh) Bar Refaeli amFAR Gala, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 06 Feb 2019

This wants us to THINK it's sheer but it's not actually, right?

Karen Elson

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/REX/Shutterstock (10095653ce) Karen Elson amFAR Gala, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 06 Feb 2019

This wants us to THINK it's reasonable but it's not actually, right? Just kidding -- I know the answer. I wish bad sartorial things didn't always seem to happen to Karen Elson.

Katee Sackhoff

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/REX/Shutterstock (10095653dz) Katee Sackhoff amFAR Gala, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 06 Feb 2019

This was... unexpected. It really looks like she handed someone a bathing suit she likes and told them to build around it.

Alessandra Ambrosio

AmfAR 2019 New York Gala at Cipriani Wall Street - Red Carpet Arrivals Featuring: Alessandra Ambrosio Where: New York, New York, United States When: 07 Feb 2019 Credit: Ivan Nikolov/WENN.com

Peek-a-pelvis

Nina Agdal in Gustavo Cadile

AmfAR 2019 New York Gala at Cipriani Wall Street - Red Carpet Arrivals Featuring: Nina Agdal Where: New York, New York, United States When: 07 Feb 2019 Credit: Ivan Nikolov/WENN.com

"Did I just start WILTING?"

Lais Ribeiro in Vitor Zerbinato

AmfAR 2019 New York Gala at Cipriani Wall Street - Red Carpet Arrivals Featuring: Lais Ribeiro Where: New York, New York, United States When: 07 Feb 2019 Credit: Ivan Nikolov/WENN.com

All that heft at the bottom cannot be helping her boobs stay crammed inside that dress.

Winnie Harlow

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/REX/Shutterstock (10095653br) Winnie Harlow amFAR Gala, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 06 Feb 2019

That, however, is stunning on her.

Danielle Herrington

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/REX/Shutterstock (10095653y) Danielle Herrington amFAR Gala, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 06 Feb 2019

I'm also quite into this. Big surprise; it's stripes and sequins. But I'm not sorry.

Catriona Gray

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/REX/Shutterstock (10095653dd) Catriona Gray amFAR Gala, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 06 Feb 2019

She is her own Informative Caption.

Duckie Thot in OdlR

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/REX/Shutterstock (10095653dt) Duckie Thot amFAR Gala, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 06 Feb 2019

I love this, but it -- like so many recently -- needs to Pick a Sleeve.

Anne V

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/REX/Shutterstock (10095653eo) Ann Lee amFAR Gala, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 06 Feb 2019

She was captioned "Ann Lee," which is unfortunate for her name recognition. Her bodice looks like the designer was inspired by a time that somene's wrap dress fell open and they didn't notice.

Karolina Kurkova in OdlR

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/REX/Shutterstock (10095653cu) Karolina Kurkova amFAR Gala, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 06 Feb 2019

Fun fact: That's actually one of Shaquille O'Neal's aprons.

Ebonee Davis

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/REX/Shutterstock (10095653n) Ebonee Davis amFAR Gala, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 06 Feb 2019

So charming, even if the seatbelt is superfluous.

Michelle Rodriguez in ALC

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/REX/Shutterstock (10095653gi) Michelle Rodriguez amFAR Gala, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 06 Feb 2019

I just... think that a strapless bra would have been tremendously useful here.

Chanel Iman

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/REX/Shutterstock (10095653hw) Chanel Iman amFAR Gala, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 06 Feb 2019

This one is all about the jewelry, I think. The dress is fine but basically a canvas. In that sense, actually, I think showier jewels might've been in order

Hilary Rhoda in Monique Lhuillier

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/REX/Shutterstock (10095653hx) Hilary Rhoda amFAR Gala, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 06 Feb 2019

Same here -- this is very simple, and it fits, but she could've considered some bangles. Do not fear accessories, ladies!

Megan Pormer

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/REX/Shutterstock (10095653as) Megan Pormer amFAR Gala, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 06 Feb 2019

OKAY FINE I CAN FEAR ACCESSORIES.

Kim Goes Uber Kardashian at the amfAR Gala
We'v got some uber-Klum, too.

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