Julianne Moore in Celine and Ben Platt in LV

Ben's pants even seem normal, although the bar on his t-shirt semi-replicating the placement of a bow tie is maybe not whimsical enough to work. Mostly, I cannot believe they made this movie with him because he's like Steve Sanders level of Absolutely Not In High School, and I will never forget reading the synopsis of this show and screeching, "THAT'S the plot???"

Amandla Stenberg in Gucci

That pseudo shirt is a neat idea.

Heidi Gardner in Moschino

Obviously this is objectively wacky, but I also love it. As Moschino goes, it's very wearably entertaining.

Taraji P. Henson in Moschino

I honestly thought this was going to be Monse. Something about how confused it seems.

Kehlani in Monse

That IS Monse, so you see what I mean.

Naomi Watts

I love this suit. I wish she were properly wearing it. Sleeves are so handy, Naomi.

G-Eazy

Mr. Eazy looks like someone hurled a tiramisu at him.

Winnie Harlow in Moschino

So, if you open this in its own tab and zoom in, you can see that her bodysuit says I'M CLEAN on it, and it almost looks like it's written in ballpoint pen. I am both curious and confused. So much so that the metal nipple strips don't even faze me.

Tinashe

I love those boots. I don't mind the dress. I am... deeply perplexed by her makeup. Was she IN the show?

Madelaine Petsch in Moschino

This sincerely made me laugh. I don't know if we need a whole family of bird dresses, but at least this is a well-made one. The best part is the dude behind her clearly gawking at this and the woman he's with isn't even looking up from her phone.

Madelaine Petsch in Moschino

Red undereye liner just never seems to work out the way people hope. The cardigan here is a cross between Rich Lady in Hat and Robin Hood in a way that demands a Netflix movie.

Madelaine Petsch in Prabal

She matched her choker to the underside of her shoe. That's careful science right there.

Leomie Anderson

This cut of bodice always looks like someone panicked and thought, "PULL THE BOOBS UP! GREAT, NOW STAPLE IT DOWN AND HOPE IT HOLDS."

Irina Shayk

Everything about this is a hilarrible mess.

Eiza Gonzalez

I BELIEVE this is the successful iteration of that aesthetic.

Chloe Bailey

She looks great, and also as if she could not possibly tilt her head down if you asked her. It's like a very high-fashion neck brace.

Halle Bailey

Is this the same dress, but in white? She certainly looks more COMFORTABLE in it, what with her ability to tilt her head in many directions.

Lily Aldridge in Burberry

This dress is an old yee-haw blouse gone rogue.

Dove Cameron in Alex Perry

This is fine. Her style never quite lights me on fire; I wonder if she needs a change.

Kylie Jenner

Well, that coat is a treat, but what nonsense is happening on her torso? I guess now that she's announced the pregnancy, she's going to make sure nobody missed it, but I just.. it looks like she tucked the shirt up and then tied separate scarves underneath it to... brace it? The Jenndashians are truly perplexing.

Kylie Jenner

The shoes, the long coat, the tiny dress... it's all classic Kim to me.

Megan Fox

When the pant wait is super high, it always seems weird to me if the zipper doesn't make the full journey to the bottom.

Tonya Lewis Lee and Spike Lee (in Louis Vuitton)

As usual, Spike looks chic as hell. (Tonya too.)

Kate Hudson in Yuzefi

The purple spaghetti doesn't seem entirely necessary, but I don't hate this?

Ciara in Dundas (I think)

She makes it look fairly easy to be green. But if it's warm enough for a corset and tiny skirt, the fur-lined thigh-high boots particularly seem like overkill. You can take off or carry a floofy coat, as she is, but you're STUCK in the boots.

Heidi Klum

America still has talent, but Heidi may not still have feet.

Iris Apfel

Iris Apfel, centenarian, is showing the whippersnappers how it's DONE. Happy 100th, Iris!

Evan Hansen and Monse and Moschino: The Lightbox Dump

From TIFF to NYFW and other stuff in between.