Cardi B and Anna Wintour at Alexander Wang

If this did not end with them singing "Bodak Yellow" together, or making plans for a joint reality show, I am going to be VERY DISAPPOINTED.

in Alexander Wang

I am... hopeful that those are shorts? Because otherwise she's in flashing territory. She also has an A+ "WTF" fae.

in Christian Siriano

Well, the pants as usual are too long, but this whole look is DELICIOUSLY dramatic.

in Prabal Gurung

Oh no. Bad coat, and... are those just mesh socks stapled to a shoe sole?!?

in Jeremy Scott

I could TOTALLY see her being a muse for Jeremy Scott and Moschino. That's gotta be coming down the pike.

Ashley Graham in Brandon Maxwell

That's pretty good on her. Or at least, it's DIFFERENT on her, and that's welcome.

Julianne Moore and Elizabeth Banks in Tom Ford

Julianne looks fairly cool. I hope she had a conversation with Elizabeth about her hair. It's STILL too blond, I think.

in Bottega Veneta

She's hitting more fashion shows than usual, which is intriguing. Despite being yet more black from her, I actually think this is great -- the purse plays off her buttons.

in Tory Burch

And if those pants are what happens when she's lured into colors.... ESCAPE, JULIANNE.

Serayah

This looks like it was a deleted design for someone's Opening Ceremony outfits. Also she's at a shoe party, for Stuart Weitzman, so she's managed to pick a) not great shoes, and b) the WORST possible outfit to go with them and/or display them well.

Naomi Watts

Great bob, but that's a lot of khaki.

Rosie Huntington Whiteley in Tom Ford

SO MUCH BEIGE. She is a very beige person to me, so I am not in favor of this.

in Brandon Maxwell

No hands AND no feet.

Maggie Q in Tory Burch

Do we think that's a caftan or just a full-on nightgown?

Sienna Miller in Tory Burch

I guess Tory has just given up tailoring.

Zoey Deutch in Tory Burch

Those shoes do not even fit here, and they look like Isotoners. The coat is okay, but does it need the wrist and waist bindings? This is such a simple premise and yet I have so many issues.

Isla Fisher in Kate Spade

This is a perfectly cute concept that somehow looks like she feels suffocated by it.

Natalia Dyer in Kate Spade

Another gorgeous coat, though. Kate Spade is great at florals.

Rachel Bloom in Kate Spade

Jamie Chung in Kate Spade

Man, the fashion world REALLY wants us all to buy little pointy white boots. I feel like I'm seeing them everywhere.

Jackie Cruz

COATY DRAMA.

Salma Hayek in Bottega Veneta

... I mean, this could have gone rather worse

Priyanka Chopra in Bottega Veneta

Mandy Moore JUST wore this on Cosmo. It looks better on Priyanka, I think, but those shoes are the pits.

Tess Holliday in Kate Spade

That alligator is way, way too much whimsy for me. Or maybe it's a crocodile. I don't even care.

Laverne Cox in Prabal Gurung

She looks GREAT. And her skin is so luminous it almost seems airbrushed. (It wouldn't be; these photogs don't have time to fiddle with stuff.)

in Siriano

This is not as successful. It's a cool idea, but it overburdens her a bit.

Meg Ryan

Seriously, y'all, how long does it take to hem a pant leg?!?

Molly Shannon

I love Christian but his impulses sometimes are CRACKPOTTY.

Coco Rocha

This is kicky.

Jaimie Alexander

And then BACK TO CRACKY.

Sarah Rafferty

As far as I can tell, Sarah Rafferty did not use this as a chance to talk all about Meghan and Harry, and drop coy hints about her attendance at the wedding (ahem, Priyanka Chopra). Which suggests to me she therefore might have a shot at attending. She should not do so in this dress. She should NEVER do anything again in this dress.

Selma Blair

Selma walked in the show, so she didn't have to wear this ruched nightmare for too long.

Olivia Palermo in Prabal

SPEAKING OF NIGHTMARES.

Jackie Cruz in Philipp Plein

Those are sawn-off black jeans masquerading as legwarmers, or boots, or legwarmers, or... straight-up pretending to be ANYTHING that should exist in nature, when in fact they are not.

Kate Upton in Jonathan Simkhai

Slitting the pants up the front is NOT a cheap alternative to hemming so DO NOT FALL FOR IT.

in Philipp Plein

It's... fine.

Victoria Justice at Jonathan Simkhai

That's good on her, but my favorite part? The shoes.

Lucy Hale in Self Portrait

My eyes are crossing.

Jamie Chung at Alice McCall

And now my eyes are rolling.

Cardi B Is The New Darling of NYFW

It makes sense: She's all the rage.