Michelle Williams, Jodie Turner-Smith, Elizabeth Olsen at Tory Burch

I call it, "two women who know Pacey, and also Elizabeth Olsen."

Mindy Kaling, Joey King, Lola Tung and Ella Emhoff at Tory Burch

I love this Rich Bitch look for Mindy and Joey. (Lola and Emma are more ALTERNATIVE Rich.)

Lindsay Lohan, Mindy Kaling and Mary J. Blige at Michael Kors

YOU KNOW Mindy Kaling texted the group chat about being seated between LOHAN and MARY J.!!

Lindsay Lohan and Michael Kors

Honestly, Lindsay looks fantastic. America loves a comeback.

Lisa Rinna at Michael Kors

Does America love Lisa Rinna's transition into an Edgy Fashion Girl? Who can say. I do think she and Harry Hamlin are sharing glasses now though.

Olivia Wilde at Michael Kors

Sure.

: Suki Waterhouse and Michael Kors

Suki looks VERY cute here. This coat is FUN.

Shailene Woodley and Michael Kors

Gorgeous. Very Caroline Bessette. Although I kinda hate the bag.

Suni Lee at Michael Kors

These shorts...do not work for me.

Kerry Washington at Michael Kors

...on anyone...

Nina Dobrev at Michael Kors

...Nina knows it. (Okay maybe they almost work on Kerry. I just think they're weirdly styled, actually!)

AnnaSophia Robb and Chloe Fineman at Michael Kors

I'm not sure I love the Michelle Pfeiffer in Scarface hair on Chloe but obviously all of this is unobjectionable.

Taraji P Henson at Johnathan Simkhai

I wish this were shorter.

Aly Raisman (L) and Suni Lee at Johnathan Simkhai

Suni Lee, America's Gymnastics Sweetheart (one of several!) really made the rounds this NYFW. I assume they talked about actual gymnastics at some point.

Tika Sumpter at Sergio Hudson

This color!

Mary J. Blige (L) and Flavor Flav at Off White

I'm having this photo framed.

Sunisa Lee, Eva Chen, Issa Rae, Lena Waithe, Zayn Malik, Camila Cabello, Paris Jackson, and DDG at Off White

Okay. So THIS is a real, old school, actually robust, legit-legit front row. CONGRATS to Off White.

Daniel Dae Kim at 3.1 Phillip Lim

Congrats, too, to Phillip Lim for getting to see these cheekbones IRL!

Madelyn Cline at Tommy Hilfiger

I personally hate these knee-high hose and do not think civilians are gonna adopt them AT ALL but she looks totally cute.

Brooke Shields at Tommy Hilfiger

So charming!

Coco Rocha at Christian Cowan

Everything about this is fantastic.

Laverne Cox at Christian Cowan

Glam! I'm excited to see what she wears from her archives at the Emmys on Sunday.

Michelle Monaghan at Carolina Herrera

Who doesn't enjoy a cape?

Chloe Fineman, Nina Dobrev and Liza Koshy at Carolina Herrera

These three women are definitely styled for different events, but however you cut it, Liza takes this one.

Karlie Kloss at Carolina Herrera

I basically love it.

Bianca Lawson at Naeem Khan

We've all long joked that Bianca Lawson is a vampire but like IS Bianca Lawson a vampire????

Kathryn Newton at Coach

Bless her, this is not her fault, they made her wear this. It is a mishmosh! But congrats to Coach for having a viral bag at the moment -- look, it IS their strength! They make a great bag! (That's an affiliate link.)

Charles Melton, Storm Reid, and Jayson Tatum at Coach

Storm Reid looks so happy to be in this particular front row sandwich. I do love her skirt.

Elizabeth Gillies at PatBo

WHY NOT.

We Should Eyeball the NYFW Front Rows!

Some highlights!