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Adam Lambert in Siriano

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 12: Adam Lambert attends the Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2026 runway show at Macy's Herald Square on September 12, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for Christian Siriano)

He just played Judas in "Jesus Christ Superstar" at the Bowl, and how apt, because those sunglasses are a JUDAS TO HIS FACE.

Patricia Clarkson in Siriano

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 12: Patricia Clarkson attends the Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2026 runway show at Macy's Herald Square on September 12, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for Christian Siriano)

Kind of looks like she cut a skirt open and used it as a poncho, but you know what? Sold.

Lizzo in Siriano

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 12: Lizzo attends the Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2026 runway show at Macy's Herald Square on September 12, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for Christian Siriano)

She would look just as sexy, arguably sexier, if she were not wearing glorified pantyhose as both a top AND a bottom.

Michaela Jae Rodriguez in Siriano

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 12: Michaela Jaé Rodriguez attends the Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2026 runway show at Macy's Herald Square on September 12, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for Christian Siriano)

I like the skirt; I am not super compelled by shirts that want me to notice their writing, but do not care if it's legible.

Natasha Rothwell in Siriano

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 12: Natasha Rothwell attends the Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2026 runway show at Macy's Herald Square on September 12, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for Christian Siriano)

Drape youself in scrunchie! Yes, just one.

Duff McKagan

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 12: Duff McKagan attends the Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2026 runway show at Macy's Herald Square on September 12, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for Christian Siriano)

I did not expect the "Christian Siriano" and "Guns 'n' Roses" Venn diagrams to intersect, but here we are.

Claire Danes in Monse

I enjoy her purse, which is half-blimp, half-football. Most of this is fine; that asymmetry on the skirt would make me nuts, though, and I'd constantly be tripping on the right side. Or getting it caught under things.

Coco Rocha in Monse

Flourishes for flourishes' sake.

Shailene Woodley in Prabal Gurung

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 13: Shailene Woodley attends the Prabal Gurung fashion show during Spring/Summer 2026 New York Fashion Week at St. Bartholomew's Church on September 13, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/WireImage)

Quite apart from the absurdity of a tank, miniskirt, and bare legs under a huge wool coat, she looks great.

Sarita Choudhury in Prabal Gurung

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 13: Sarita Choudhury attends the Prabal Gurung fashion show during Spring/Summer 2026 New York Fashion Week at St. Bartholomew's Church on September 13, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/WireImage)

This feels like Seema after she dated Terrible Adam for two years, changed herself in ways she regrets, and is trying to find herself.

Michaela Jaé Rodriguez in Prabal Gurung

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 13: Michaela Jaé Rodriguez attends the Prabal Gurung show during September 2025 New York Fashion Week on September 13, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Dominik Bindl/Getty Images)

Gorgeous dress, but... I'm sorry, are we seeing something shoved into the toe of her plastic pump? And is it a bandage that has come loose? There are so many reasons not to wear these, and here is another.

Jordan Chiles in Prabal Gurung

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 13: Jordan Chiles attends the Prabal Gurung fashion show during Spring/Summer 2026 New York Fashion Week at St. Bartholomew's Church on September 13, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/WireImage)

She is on Dancing With The Stars and it premiered last night; she was in New York right beforehand?!?

Poorna Jagannathan in Prabal

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 13: Poorna Jagannathan attends the Prabal Gurung fashion show during Spring/Summer 2026 New York Fashion Week at St. Bartholomew's Church on September 13, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/WireImage)

His prints are PRETTY right now.

Sam Hartman in Prabal

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 13: Sam Hartman attends the Prabal Gurung show during September 2025 New York Fashion Week on September 13, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Dominik Bindl/Getty Images)

Hello, my beautiful former quarterback, I wish you were as good at being a current quarterback as you are at still being handsome.

Tessa Thompson in Tory Burch

This looks like she shops high street and thrift store. It's not a bad thing.

Emma Roberts in Tory Burch

Why are shoes getting so ugly? Who decided it was time to ruin something else fun?

Jessica Alba in Tory Burch

I don't love that this is apparently designed to make it look like she has underwear peeking out, or something.

Ciara in Tory Burch

So preppy for Ciara! It's a fun departure.

Naomi Watts in Tory Burch

This is too many different elements. As a result, none of them stands out.

Taylor Momsen in Grace Ling

Are you getting married at Burning Man? If the answer is no, then maybe borrow a coat.

Jordan Chiles in Simkhai

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 11: Jordan Chiles attends the Simkhai show during New York Fashion Week on September 11, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Jason Mendez/Getty Images)

This only works on Halloween, when you can pretend all the strings are meant to be cobwebs.

Tiffany Haddish in Simkhai

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 11: Tiffany Haddish attends the Simkhai show during New York Fashion Week on September 11, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Jason Mendez/Getty Images)

Hmm. Are we feeling a resurgence of tie dye?

Conrad Ricamora in Todd Snyder

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 13: Conrad Ricamora attends the Todd Snyder fashion show during the September 2025 New York Fashion Week on September 13, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images)

I would not have recognized him as a blond (you might know him from Broadway, or How To Get Away With Murder). This feels a little like he's about to break into a jaunty tap dance about a tug boat.

Micaela Diamond and Ben Ahlers

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 13: (L-R) Micaela Diamond and Ben Ahlers attend the Todd Snyder fashion show during the September 2025 New York Fashion Week on September 13, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images)

Clock Twink is like, "If I can't bring my own Tony nomination to The Gilded Age, I can borrow my girlfriend's." I... do not love her PJs as anything other than PJs.

Latto in Luar

"Latto in Luar" sounds like something my kids would be learning to say in Latin class. I appreciate her commitment to head-to-toe animal print.

Ice Spice in Luar

I wish we'd gotten a proper shot of this. Why did I grab this photo at all?!? I guess the top is potentially interesting.

Mary J. Blige in Sergio Hudson

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 12: Mary J. Blige attends the Sergio Hudson Fashion Show during September 2025 New York Fashion Week on September 12, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Loccisano/Getty Images)

Those boots are forever.

Moses Ingram in Sergio Hudson

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 12: Moses Ingram attends the Sergio Hudson Fashion Show during September 2025 New York Fashion Week on September 12, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Loccisano/Getty Images)

I like this suit. She's about to show some dumb dudes at her office how it's done.

Aja Naomi King, Gabrielle Union and Danai Gurira in Ulla Johnson

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 14: Aja Naomi King, Gabrielle Union and Danai Gurira attend the Ulla Johnson show during New York Fashion Week on September 14, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Jason Mendez/Getty Images)

They all look good, but I'm the most curious about two things: Danai's purse, and Danai giving the photographer the silent "DID YOU CATCH THAT" bug eyes. What might she have caught???

Sarah Pidgeon in Khaite

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 13: Sarah Pidgeon wears creme white oversized blouse, black leather pants, bag outside Khaite during New York Fashion Week on September 13, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Christian Vierig/Getty Images)

She is your TV Carolyn Bessette, and facially I can sort of see it. I do not think Carolyn would have approved of dressing like a pirate, but one never knows.

Dascha Polanco in Kim Shui

I hope this was free.

Ashlee Simpson in Alice + Olivia

Her makeup is bonkers here. This whole thing looks like she has tried to make herself 21 again, and girl, you don't need to do that.

Christina Hendricks in Rachel Antonoff

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 10: Christina Hendricks attends the Libertine SS26 Runway Show at the Elizabeth Street Garden on September 10, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Sonia Moskowitz/Getty Images)

She went to and walked in the Antonoff show with her dog, and then wore the coat to Libertine. I love it.

Cyndi Lauper in Libertine

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 10: Cyndi Lauper attends the Libertine SS26 Runway Show at the Elizabeth Street Garden on September 10, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Sonia Moskowitz/Getty Images)

This is a hoot on her. She DOES just want to have fun, I'm told.

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